Rueben sandwich enthusiast
Joined December 2019
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8 Feb 2024
Does this look boring to you?
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29 Oct 2025
Legit so close to just packing up my life and moving to BC to be a ski bum at whistler or some shit
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4 Oct 2025
Dead sober at this packed bar on a Friday night watching Kevin Pillar highlights
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5 Sep 2025
Had to revisit this because I tried it and for obvious reasons she doesn’t speak to me anymore
1 Apr 2025
My sex playlist is all westside gunn songs
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5 Sep 2025
Unemployed✅
Broke✅
In my 5th year of a 4 year Bachelor of Arts program ✅
Listening to Tool ✅
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Cryptozoologist retweeted
25 Aug 2025
im not even fucking lying but ive gained weight since i started listening to crowbar they were not fucking lying dawg
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Cryptozoologist retweeted
26 Aug 2025
tihc 2019 jesus piece set will go down in history as one of the best sets of all time
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Cryptozoologist retweeted
6 Aug 2025
straight edge gc going crazy
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2 Aug 2025
Wii sports golf is inaccurate because it doesn’t account for the 7 beers I drink before teeing off
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Cryptozoologist retweeted
23 Jul 2025
I know a cold half gallon of milk hate to see me coming
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Cryptozoologist retweeted
22 Jul 2025
The song Black Sabbath on the album Black Sabbath by the band Black Sabbath.
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18 Jul 2025
Work cut my hours so bad I got a notification from my health app about a significant change in physical activity
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11 Jul 2025
Pup play but I force you to listen to The Dream is Over at gunpoint
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2 Jul 2025
If you repeatedly ask the guy running the bbq at a cook out how much longer the food’s gonna take you deserve to have your face pressed against the grill until the aforementioned food is actually ready
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Cryptozoologist retweeted
24 Jun 2025
disgusting. I revealed this to complex months ago and they didn’t publish a goddamn thing.
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