mother of 3, patient transporter, party starter.
Joined November 2008
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18 May 2020
I'll be honest though. We re-watched Ash vs the Evil Dead and didn't want to stop. So we watched ED 1 and now watching number 2 🤣
Crystal Cowles retweeted
20 Mar 2020
so far 2020 feels like a fake ugly baby from twilight: surreal and scary
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3 May 2020
Watching Army of Darkness with my honey @mrjoshabate. Covid crap with hopefully be gone before my bday I share with the King! @GroovyBruce
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20 Apr 2020
#100yearslater. My kids need to get out of the house for their mental health. Walmart trip is happening. They haven't been out except to their dads since February. #donttouchanything
18 Apr 2020
Bc sometimes you gotta literally spell it out for men. #stressandhormonessuck #romanticgestures #Iwantsomedamnflowers
19 Mar 2020
Perfect.
18 Mar 2020
If you get sick because you are forced to go to work, hug your manager and say “The Lannisters send their regards” #GameofThrones
Crystal Cowles retweeted
16 Mar 2020
Today is the future-anniversary of Rimmer’s “one time only” with Yvonne McGruder. 🥊
“A single, brief liaison with the ship's female boxing champion. March the sixteenth, 7:31pm to 7:43pm. Twelve minutes! And that includes the time it took to eat the pizza.” 🍕
#RedDwarf
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