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Interesting to look back at my reflections from a few weeks ago as I prepare for a life change. A few key "hopes" for our collective future stand out as share worthy during the #COVID19 crisis...
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Game 7 overtime. There’s nothing better unless you’re a fan of the Montreal Canadiens or Buffalo Sabres and then this is just absolutely sickening
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Cleveland I love yall ❤️ Wouldn’t be here without yall!!
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Replying to @Eric_Erins
People don’t want to admit the American dream is alive in the south bend-Fort Wayne-Toledo-Akron belt
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Bob Mueller was one of the finest directors in the history of the FBI, transforming the bureau after 9/11 and saving countless lives. But it was his relentless commitment to the rule of law and his unwavering belief in our bedrock values that made him one of the most respected public servants of our time. Michelle and I send our condolences to Bob’s family, and everyone who knew and admired him.
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Miami (Ohio)'s win over SMU was the most-watched First Four game ever under the traditional Tue/Wed format. The game drew 2.8 million viewers.
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The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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ITS REDHAWKS VS REDNECKS IN ROUND ONE!!
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Miami of AMERICA! #loveandhonor
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Now you see why Duke and the OKC Thunder didn’t want to schedule Miami.
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This is where Afroman played in Oxford before he came across the street where I made him a pita at 3am. Dad I missed the show, but totally feeling a win for both parties this evening.
The three ball just means more at Miami (OH) @BrickStOxford @BarstoolMiamiU
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I made this man a pita in Oxford, Ohio, 20 years ago. The Redhawks are on the NCAA tourney. And a meteor hit Cleveland yesterday. The universe is giving me a sign I can't decipher, but I'm here for it, y'all.
This is 10x more impressive than Babe Ruth calling his shot in a baseball game
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Watching Miami in the tourney again #LoveAndHonor
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Shout out to the time I served Afroman a double-meat gyro pita in Oxford, Ohio circa 2005. I was sad I missed the show, but glad I had a small run-in with this legend.
Afroman Lays Down Facts: Wrapping up his time on the stand, Afroman drops hard truths As his time on the stand wrapped up today, Afroman decided to let the prosecution hear it. If the deputies wanted to avoid public scrutiny, they shouldn’t have kicked down his door and stolen his money. “I have a right to kick a can in my backyard, use my freedom of speech, turn my bad times into good times. Yes, I do…and I think I’m a sport for doing so.”
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Cheers to @cvspharmacy and @ClevelandClinic for making Super Monday even more "Mondaier."
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Last minute win, CVS college kid talked the pharmacist into doing the right thing! Net loss: - 4hrs of patient care - 2hrs of my time - All remaining faith in the HC industry
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CVS - 2 visits, 2 VMs, 1 call CCF - 4 calls, two transfers 0 current solutions @ClevelandClinic by far has a better handle on patient care for this one, but no one is "winning." Especially not the patient. (Or my patience 🤷).
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I've watched video of the shooting of Alex Pretti, from two angles. I saw no justification for this shooting. Based on what I saw, and my mind could change if I saw evidence to the contrary, I believe the agents who killed him should be prosecuted. The Trump administration is claiming they were the victims. And far too many people will watch that video and decide whether they agree with the killing or not based on who is President. If this were a conservative filming agents enforcing lockdowns or some other progressive thing, the people who are outraged and the people who are justifying it would almost completely swap places. This shooting, amd the reactions of so many, are just symptoms of a much bigger problem: Too many of you literally do not care about right and wrong anymore. You care about red and blue, and pretend those are synonymous with right and wrong. But team red and team blue are wrong far more often than they're right. Too many of you are actively participating in your own subjugation. Stop and think. Please. As for those of you who aren't falling for this, please pray for America. Too many of her citizens want people they hate to suffer slightly more than them, much more than they want a constitutionally-limited republican form of government.
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It doesn’t make you a lib to be disgusted to see a man get murdered for practicing his first and second amendment rights. Blindly defending ICE because Trump and his administration tells you to makes you the opposite of a patriot and is as anti-American as it gets.
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My life was made better today by watching the Cleveland Browns.
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