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cian @ctol_

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Joined March 2012
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cian@ctol_
Jun 5
Irish govt acct: we are gifting the nation of Ukraine €1000000000 of Reddit gold Estonian NAFO account called "Beet and Onion Fella": *photoshopping the Guinness toucans into Shahad drones* You're Days Are Numbered
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WH@hastifliche
13 Aug 2022
WhatsApp messages from your Dutch electrician be like: late to-day, fifteen minutes. i've been beaten the shit out of
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cian@ctol_
May 29
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
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cian@ctol_
May 28
RT @statechxmps: JFK gay Asf for falling asleep when Jackie phat ass out like this 👀
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sapphic white boy@bog_chaser
26 Sep 2021
(Stevie Wonder recording Living For the City) man this part of the song is intense...time to test out my Kermit impression (flawlessly catches 37 microphones
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cian@ctol_
May 4
Tried this at my grandmother's 90th
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cian@ctol_
May 4
Didn't go down great
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cian@ctol_
Apr 27
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cian@ctol_
Apr 27
thinking about going to #cork instead of japan
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cian@ctol_
Apr 23
Bowie's Modern Love playing on the stereo during dinner. Lull in conversation. Da ends it by chiming in: "of course if he was singing it today it'd be called Situationships"
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cian@ctol_
Apr 15
Llwty 𐂂🦌🌹🇪🇺🇬🇧🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@llwtydeer
Apr 15
zack polanski is genuinely a complete idiot
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cian@ctol_
Apr 10
(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoying trucker I just roared past on the hard shoulder) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s a hospital appointment. Maybe his wife is giving birth Me: I’m da king of da M7
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cian@ctol_
Apr 8
Farming is kinda the bisexuality of industries
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cian@ctol_
Apr 5
The Centrist Da Paradox: Catherine Connolly must not overstep her narrow presidential remit, but must also make her council of state so broad that they might advise any conceivable political action under the sun
Eoin O'Malley@AnMailleach
Apr 5
President Connolly’s Council of State picks generate some relief, but reveal a narrowness of thinking. Today’s @Independent_ie column independent.ie/opinion/comme…
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cian@ctol_
Apr 5
Personally I won't be satisfied until it includes two Posadists, a vaping rights activist, and Fungi the dolphin. Critical support to DCU Law Department ✊
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cian@ctol_
30 Aug 2025
Trump's big dead turgid corpse reclines at the state funeral while Andrew Lloyd Webber's Memory echos through St. Matthew's Cathedral
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cian@ctol_
Mar 31
Uriel Septim voice:
Nate Bear@NateB_Panic
Mar 29
It's almost impossible to wrap your head around the immensity of the coming crisis. There's basically a few weeks left of pretty much everything before the shit hits the fan in ways that will be written and talked about forever
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cian@ctol_
Mar 30
have spent all day imagining him saying "ulster university" in his voice and smiling to myself
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@BBCNews
Mar 30
He's back! Arnold Schwarzenegger honoured in Belfast bbc.in/4s4MnQb
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largest rodent@capybaroness
Mar 27
betty draper in season 2
Hot Take Appreciator@IHateNYT
Mar 26
I'm trying to stay out of barn drama
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cian@ctol_
Mar 27
mise ag úsáid an "potato rune" chun nimh a thabhairt do na sceallóga gach Meiriceánach
🔎Al🔍@SweatieAngle
Mar 25
Irish spelling vs pronunciation is always such absolute bullshit you can really tell it’s supposed to be written out using, like, potato runes and they just sorta threw the Latin alphabet stuff together an afterthought. Sidhe pronounced ‘she’ get the fuck outta here
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