Unpopular opinion: AI’s worst code doesn’t even come close to the absolute garbage I’ve had to clean up from humans. Post your worst inherited code story below👇

"aI cAn'T bUiLd WeBsItEs tHaT rAnK!!!!" ok bro... 🥱

I've always wondered what @elonmusk was thinking in this exact moment. and I wonder what he thinks looking back on this now as trillionaire. What an absolute legend 🫡🙏

Fable 5 was half way through a complex AI model integration for mobile. I ran through my usage. While waiting for it to replenish they remove access to Fable 5. I tried to resume the task using Opus 4.8. It literally has a 0% chance of completing this task now... I was so close. Like 5 more minutes and it would have been done. I'm so pissed I didn't just upgrade my plan earlier.... jf lkjdsafdsaflkjdsalk;jdsa;lkfjdsadsa

Terrible timing for me.... how about you?

Starting the marketing phase of ClubDJ Pro. TikTok is a funny platform. My numbers are going backwards 🤣

This is ClubDJ Pro in 2010. Six years of development, fully hand coded C/C , no AI. AI didn't exist back then. It even ended up in a Warner Bros. film. I've been building DJ software for 29 years. The new version ships with everything I learned.

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2010: Warner Bros. used my DJ software for a film (Lost Boys: The Thirst). 2026: I'm rebuilding it from scratch with an AI writing most of the code. Same software. Same solo dev. Completely different tools.

The App Store killed my DJ software company back in 2010. 16 years later I'm back on it — 2,150 downloads and climbing, all organic. 📈 Slow and steady. 🎧

Feb 15: shipped v1.0 of my DJ software. Today: v1.5.2. In between, solo: → real-time GPU stem separation (split any track into vocals/drums/bass live) → one-tap beat matched auto-mixing → a full sampler engine — pitch play, slicer, tempo sync, built-in editor → independent video mixing on top of all of it C . 30k lines. Built with Claude Code. This is the pace AI unlocks for a solo dev. Anyone else shipping this fast? 👇

Spent the last stretch teaching ClubDJ Pro to mix itself like a real DJ would: → finds the mix-out/mix-in spots by phrase, not just by beat → stem separates the bass so two tracks don't mud out on the swap → blends the video crossfader at the same time → ships on Mac/Windows iOS Here's a fully hands off transition 👇

Confession: I have an App Store approved app I've been too scared to release. One month in "Pending Developer Release" now. 80 Summers - answer a health quiz, see how many summers you have left, get ways to earn them back. The screenshot does the talking. It's done. It works. I just never hit publish, because I shipped the build before I had any idea how to market it. Tell me I'm not the only one. And tell me if I should just send it.

That Smart Mixing demo? Here's what's under it. Real-time stem separation... vocals, drums, bass, instruments All pulled apart on the fly so you can mix acapellas, drop in instrumentals, remix live. The hard part wasn't the AI model. It was making it fast enough to not ruin the workflow. ONNX Runtime CUDA on Windows got me a 12-17x speedup over CPU. Mac/iOS runs CoreML. Requires larger install, for GPU support, but well worth it. Separate once on track load, cache the stems, and the audio engine plays them back instantly without waiting mid set. 13 years of DJ software and I'm still finding new ways to break it.