leader of Men
Joined February 2015
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I can already tell you guys are gonna forget my birthday :( my Venmo is @ pleroma
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nostalgia is a sickness bc why my ass crying this was my heyday
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Hope they're all safe!! It'd be a shame if something catastrophic happened where 200 of the worlds cruelest demons were circle jerking each other into oblivion ☹️
BREAKING: More than 200 members of the global elite are set to attend Peter Thiel’s Secret Society retreat, featuring discussions on cult-building, sex, and preparations for World War III.
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yall...this might be goodbye ☹️☹️
1pm update:
Target area shifting south toward Springfield due to a vigorous morning complex of storms moving through. We're monitoring the evolution for this moderate risk severe weather setup in central Illinois... supercell and tornado potential still in play later today with strong shear and instability.
Supercell development expected 3-4pm.
4PM 17ZHRRR and Sig Tor
#ilwx #inwx
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Jun 16
Literally how my grandma acted around any handsome man of color
Jun 16
Trump gets distracted by a reporter's looks: "What a nice looking person. Is he from your country? He has such a nice way about him. My people are so mean. Handsome guy. Could put him in a movie right now"
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Jun 13
Thansks for responding....🥺🥺🥺 I was feelin rly sad & lonly
Jun 12
Hey guys
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big stupid baby ‼️ retweeted
Jun 12
Was told by a NPS employee this tree across from Lincoln’s home in Springfield IL is the last confirmed “witness tree” that would have been standing when Lincoln lived here and would have seen. Last night’s storm has destroyed it, staff say it can’t be saved #History #Lincoln
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Jun 11
I'm hoping for a historic amount of red cards this World Cup
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Jun 11
Holy shit when I tweeted that I only had seen the first of SA's red cards...
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Jun 11
Had a tornado in my town overnight and no sirens went off...
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Jun 10
My son is in honors program with 99 % Indian kids and their moms are so mean to me
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Jun 10
I've heard so much about the "stupid white kids" and I don't really care but they're so goddamn rude
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Shrooming and thinking of pouring hydrogen peroxide into my ears
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When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races
Jun 4
Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.
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I think you should be able to eat any kind of food at work. Hate this world
Jun 3
Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station trib.al/xTEPEl0
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I did get to see a cow give birth at the fair once. I begged my mom to let me to steal some afterbirth to play with.
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