#1 baby! We did it @NJGov 🙌🏾🙌🏾

retweet if you really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really want pizza

I want to live in a world where a Chicken can cross the road without anybody questioning its motives.

Lads what if we never put on jeans again and start dressing like this instead

Imagine a Pokemon game this big

Me and @LeVeonBell are hosting the 8,000 entrant tourney, The Box, this weekend. I’m also giving away tons of cool shit. You want this cool shit. It’s cool. Enter here. gleam.io/14dFH/hungrybox-and…

wawa

is your child texting about new jersey? TBH: taking bagels home DTF: disco those fries WTH: want taylor ham? WPR: want pork roll? BDE: big diner energy OMG: oh my gabagool SMH: springsteen my hero DTS: down the shore FTW: for the wawa JH: jug handle IDC: i dig central (jersey)

FINALLY a useful life hack x.com/dimasauruse/status/118…

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This right here is the final straw. We all lived the same childhood, I cannot be convinced otherwise.

Being in customer service will condition you mentally, but you will always end up surprised by something new.

F

the new jersey state flag is so beautiful

No you’re wrong