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Curt Tucker retweeted
May 14
Damn — that’s what i purchase my stuff with!
The U.S. Dollar has lost 30% of its purchasing power over the last six years
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Curt Tucker retweeted
Apr 30
Warren Buffett tells the truth about sports betting in the simplest possible terms: "It's a tax on stupidity." nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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Apr 24
Finally some good news
Apr 24
Millionaire US big game hunter, 75, is trampled to death by five elephants while hunting antelope in central Africa trib.al/51Jpu84
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Curt Tucker retweeted
29 Apr 2022
Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.
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30 Mar 2024
Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset
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Curt Tucker retweeted
yeah bro you feel stupid because you're stupid as fuck lmfao
Apr 9
Joe Rogan guest: This war shit bugs me. I feel so stupid. Because when they were doing their no war thing, that was a big deal to me. No more wars, fuck yes, focus on the country, why are we blowing up children in other countries for oil? It's literally the opposite now. How many Iranian schoolgirls did Trump blow up?
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Curt Tucker retweeted
Americans experiencing nature: Wow.. its like a ranch dressing bottle
Man accidentally found the ‘ranch hidden valley’ logo in real life and didn’t even know it.
Community note
The bottle shown has been digitally altered and does not match the official Hidden Valley Ranch logo.
hiddenvalley.com/products/ranch…
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type of guys that have to put their finger under the words when they read
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Mar 1
“Republicans want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.” - George Carlin
Trump: The lives of American heroes may be lost, and we may have casualties — that often happens in war.
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Curt Tucker retweeted
Feb 28
Like clockwork, every republican president eventually brings economic ruin and war.
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Johnny Knoxville breaking down in tears because he can’t get his shit rocked by bulls anymore is why Jackass will forever be HOF
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Curt Tucker retweeted
Feb 23
it’s just so crazy how there’s pretty much no question that AT BEST trump is complicit in child trafficking and, more likely, an active participant, and that just doesn’t matter to these people at all. like that blows my fuckin mind it really does
Feb 23
You can hear the genuine pride in Donald Trumps voice when he called the Team USA Hockey Team
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Curt Tucker retweeted
bunch of grown ass millionaire men huddled up around a phone smiling ear to ear giggling their butts off at a pedophile making corny ass sexist jokes about their peers it does not get much lamer than this
Trump did a 3 minute comedy set with Team USA after they won the gold medal.
“I’ve got to tell you I have to also invite the women’s team as well…or I’d be impeached”
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Curt Tucker retweeted
Feb 6
I hate how being a little bitch turned into an actual career
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The second funniest is Johnny harassing the golfers with the air horn and when a golfer angrily asks why he’s playing around with a horn, Johnny says “Sorry I’ve got bursitis”.
29 Nov 2020
Johnny Knoxville being knocked out by Butterbean and immediately asking while concussed “Is Butterbean okay?” Is legendary cinema.
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Jan 24
Dickless cowards in masks. Scum of the Earth. Fuck them and anyone who supports them
Jan 23
ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
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Curt Tucker retweeted
Jan 24
only a matter of time before these nazi motherfuckers start getting shot first
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Jan 24
Fuck ICE and fuck you if you stand with them.
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Curt Tucker retweeted
Jan 24
ICE is some bitches, ain’t no way around it.
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