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cv @cv_the_computer
Joined February 2013
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Union Hall@UnionHallNY
20 Oct 2022
SUN 10/30: @asabrinawu and @cv_the_computer Present the Second Best Night of Your Life! Featuring: ∙ @PileOfTears ∙ @estherfallick ∙ @riylanmills ∙ @freddie_shanel ∙ Edson Montenegro Limited Tickets Left! 🎟: bit.ly/3Sf19lt
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sila puhl@c_lapuhl
10 Aug 2022
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cv@cv_the_computer
9 Aug 2022
if i were an animal in a nature doc i would do something a little crazy to get attention
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cv@cv_the_computer
8 Aug 2022
a lot of my boys aren’t experiencing testosterone induced acne .. that’s where i’ll bring some diversity to the transition table
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cv@cv_the_computer
4 Aug 2022
train is experiencing delays because there’s an incredibly handsome man singing on the tracks… we’re all late but we’re not complaining 😏
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cv@cv_the_computer
4 Aug 2022
at the formula 1 pit stop and trying to learn how to change a tire. they are mad at me.
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cv@cv_the_computer
27 Jul 2022
my wife’s giving birth and i’m quietly whispering “please let there be a ⚠️BeReal⚠️ ..please let there be a ⚠️BeReal⚠️.. please let there be a ⚠️BeReal⚠️.. please let -“
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cv@cv_the_computer
26 Jul 2022
guy going on and on about being shadow banned on BeReal
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cv@cv_the_computer
19 Jun 2022
therapist: so basically what you’re saying is that you’re like a bird and that you’ll only fly away patient: i don’t know where my soul is therapist: you don’t know where your home is
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cv@cv_the_computer
17 Jun 2022
i’m exploring the idea of becoming a different kind of guy…. inventing a kind of guy no one has ever heard of before. more to come
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Allison O'Conor@allisonoconor
2 Jun 2022
One week from today… Garrett & Allison’s Big Night… this time even gayer than usual
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Union Hall@UnionHallNY
2 Jun 2022
TONIGHT! The Best Night of Your Life with @cv_the_computer and @asabrinawu! A comedy show featuring an all-trans/genderqueer line-up, including: @nicocarney_ @waziot @embrace_mess @rachel_kaly @poisonaivy69 @WanjikoIAm 9:30 Doors / 10PM Show Details: bit.ly/3FUPWBR
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cv@cv_the_computer
24 May 2022
i would like to talk to the mta worker who shovels the coal into the fire. where is the mta worker who shovels the coal into the train fire
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cv@cv_the_computer
24 May 2022
sometimes your ideas are stupid and sometimes they are not .. and that’s just kinda how it works
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cv@cv_the_computer
24 May 2022
some news: after 3 long years of being 5’8”, working with some of the best height contemporaries i know, i have decided to be 5’9”. excited for where this will take me
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cv@cv_the_computer
24 May 2022
he’s a gay man who manages a bomb factory but don’t worry.. he’s wearing a little earring
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Union Hall@UnionHallNY
17 May 2022
JUST ANNOUNCED: @cv_the_computer and @asabrinawu present Best Night of Your Life on Thursday, June 2nd! A comedy show featuring an all trans/genderqueer line-up, including: @nicocarney_ @waziot @embrace_mess @rachel_kaly Dee Luu @PileOfTears 🎟: bit.ly/3FUPWBR
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cv@cv_the_computer
5 May 2022
my antidepressants have been firing blanks lately
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cv@cv_the_computer
5 May 2022
no you don’t understand. you take the banana and use it as a phone .. like the banana is the receiver on a larger than average phone. no wire no phone hook that’s for your imagination
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Allison O'Conor@allisonoconor
2 May 2022
our big queer open mic is back tomorrow! sign up here forms.gle/usWpm3Bga8i9sq74A
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