got hit with the revelation that someone's gonna try and cancel me someday so to make it easier for them imma make a mega thread of every controversial tweet i've made if u got a contender put it in here 💯

A moment of silence for NAVI

everybody on nrg gotta retire now players coach analyst management whatever just never touch an electronic device ever again it's for the best

Today I finally achieved a lifelong dream. I bought a Ferrari. But once I got my hands on it, I didn’t do anything for hours. My mum said “Why aren’t you doing anything?” Little did she know… I was paying homage to the man who did nothing in a Ferrari for 10 years ❤️

Day 781 DECEMBER 2026, SINGAPORE Major COBBLESTONE has been added back into the map pool. The new FaZe roster of Twistzz, Broky, m0NESY, jcobbb and Frozen barely scraped past Stage 3 but somehow clawed their way through every favorite to reach the Grand Final against a Falcons team at their absolute peak. Falcons had just acquired donk and ZywOo. Nothing could stop them. Everything felt hopeless for FaZe. After the map pick and Twistzz shaking hands with Zonic, the series was set: Nuke, Mirage, Dust 2, Office, Cobblestone. The team walked back toward the arena in silence. Before the match, Broky had quietly slipped away to a small church nearby. He prayed for a miracle. He looked sad when he returned, like he was carrying the weight of every FaZe fan who had waited through the long drought. It felt like looming doom. Map 1: Falcons with donk completely dismantled FaZe. 2-13. Map 2: Even with Frozen’s heroic efforts, Falcons denied every comeback attempt. 11-13. The crowd and the everyone watching at home had already written FaZe off. “They fluked their way here again” said Poloolpp. All Hope are gone. But during the break between maps, one fan in the arena noticed something strange , a faint white figure hovering just above Broky as he sat silently in front of his monitor, staring at nothing. No one else seemed to see it. Broky didn’t move. He didn’t speak. But something in the air shifted. Map 3: FaZe won the pistol and momentum begin to swung. Niko and Falcons had no answers to Enkay's playbook. FaZe took the map. Map 4: was FaZe’s pick and, with m0NESY finally hitting his shot, They took it easily. The series was 2-2. It had been almost 1100 days since FaZe last lifted a trophy. The entire arena, the entire scene, every FaZe fan watching around the world started praying. Cobblestone is the final map. The weight of 1100 days without a trophy presses down on everyone. Falcons come out like monsters once again. Donk and ZywOo are everywhere. FaZe look broken, down 4-10 early on. The “fluke” chants grow louder. All hope feels gone. Then, in a timeout, the white figure appears again, brighter, clearer, standing directly behind Broky. Only he seems to feel it. Broky slowly stands up. His eyes change. The sadness is gone. In its place is something fierce and ancient. The miracle he prayed for in that church has arrived. From that moment, FaZe transform. Twistzz starts making perfect calls like he’s possessed. m0NESY hits shots that make the crowd gasp. jcobbb entries like a demon. Frozen holds every site like a brick wall. And Broky… Broky is playing the series of his life. One tap after one tap, impossible clutches, rounds that shouldn’t be winnable. The white figure moves with him, unseen by most but felt by the whole team. Round after round, FaZe claw back. 8-10. 11-11. 13-13. The arena is losing its mind. Millions of fans at home are crying and praying at the same time. It goes to overtime. Every round feels like the last. Falcons fight with everything they have, but FaZe refuse to die. On map point, 15-14 FaZe, the final round begins. Donk tries to entry but gets shut down instantly. ZywOo duels m0NESY in mid and loses the fight. The bomb is planted. Broky holds the site alone as the seconds tick down. The white figure stands beside him. The last defender falls. The bomb explodes. FaZe win Cobblestone. FaZe win the Major 3-2. The Buenos Aires arena erupts into absolute chaos. Players are screaming, crying, piling on top of each other. Twistzz grabs Broky and spins him around in pure joy before they both collapse into the group hug. After 1100 days of drought, pain, and doubt, FaZe are Major Champions again. Broky looks up one last time. The white figure smiles softly, gives a final nod, and fades into the arena lights. The prayer was answered. The miracle happened on Cobblestone. FaZe have won the Major. The drought is over. A new era begins. THE END

faze scammed a ewc invite out of nowhere and cucked bestia in the process god is good 😭😭😭

“mail09 will be swedish donk just give him time”

what is 520

The ground breaking analysis that made Spirit win Astana

Bring on Vitality.

FAZE WON A GAME 😁😁😁😁🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🥰🥰🥰🥰😝😝😝😝😝😝

he looks so good

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BCGame’s roster after spending $5,000,000

they really weren't joking when they said the city glazing the anime why u on the ceiling bro

skinsdotcom contacting anyone but ME #iwanttosellout

Today we say a heartfelt goodbye to Counter-Strike's greatest showman. For your legendary leadership, for the trophies we lifted together, for the memories we'll never forget, and for the way you represented FaZe through every step of the journey... THANK YOU @karriganCSGO ❤️