My friends call me Dog Lizard.
Joined March 2012
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Jun 11
I don’t know what the big fuss is about re the costings of Labour’s public transport policy. The buses and trains are going there anyway 🤷♂️
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May 30
Me when I’m caught short between zyn orders
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May 21
Because gay white men on high incomes love to think they don’t owe the LGBT community anything
May 21
Why do Act and National MPs march in Pride or turn up to rainbow events? No seriously?
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May 16
To me this looks like all but one of Christchurch’s left-leaning councillors are anti-housing?
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May 12
Dani Duncan:
May 12
You know who else was childfree? That’s right. Jesus Christ
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Apr 12
After Pope Francis and the Iran peace deal, JD Vance has completed the hat trick by killing off Viktor Orban’s electoral hopes.
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Mar 18
Bill English would absolutely froth this.
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Mar 8
So a distant relative announced on Facebook the death of his father with “Dead and Gone” by TI and Justin Timberlake as the accompanying audio 💀
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Mar 2
I spotted some influencers in the wild when I was on holiday last year and subsequently followed them on insta. Now they are posting missile updates from Dubai 🥴
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Feb 25
Here we go
Feb 23
Can’t want for the Mandelson edition
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Feb 23
Can’t want for the Mandelson edition
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Feb 20
The man is on an excellent post-Prime Ministerial run. He is the British Jimmy Carter.
BREAKING: Former UK prime minister Gordon Brown has responded to the news of Andrew's arrest, saying he has submitted 'new and additional info' to the police.
Sky's @amandaakass has more on the story.
Live updates: trib.al/K0UTAOY
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The Ultrasound Tour
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Feb 1
lol got blocked from James Cameron’s new church insta account for tagging David Farrier in the comments 😂
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Jan 24
To be fair, a lot of Kiwis don’t know how to do this either
Jan 23
americans are discovering the ancient European practice: opening your window
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Jan 20
let me talk my shit again
Jan 18
Name a song that should’ve been a bigger hit
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