By day a mild mannered accountant. By night...asleep until the 3 kids wake me up anyway. Super powers include walking over Lego barefoot AND feeling NO pain!
Joined August 2009
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8 Sep 2025
*Taps foot impatiently*. Come on @orbitbooks
8 Sep 2025
Endlords is done and ready to leave the building! It's the best book in the Sword of Shadows series so far. @torbooks @orbitbooks #JVJones #Endlords #SOS
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8 Sep 2025
Endlords is done and ready to leave the building! It's the best book in the Sword of Shadows series so far. @torbooks @orbitbooks #JVJones #Endlords #SOS
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29 Sep 2017
350 dollars to go and see rkid in USA what a cunt when will it all stop as you were LG x
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14 Aug 2024
I remember that period of time when Twitter was a nice place to be and not full of Elon inspired incels and racists #MyXAnniversary
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10 Aug 2024
3 weeks into the school holidays, I've just washed a school shirt and two pairs of school trousers.*sigh*
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30 Jun 2023
Running through menopause: help and advice on how to navigate the challenges and emerge stronger trib.al/2czfjg1
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22 Jun 2023
In all my years working with retailers I have never had such an appalling experience as with @GardeningExpres. Clearly unable to fulfil orders (the name's a joke), no phone number and zero response to multiple requests for a refund. Avoid at all costs.
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Subscribe to our print magazine: the cheapest option is £1, and you get a whole lot of new film writing for your money... buff.ly/2qOnA6P
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15 May 2023
15 May 2023
Without saying how old you are, post a gif of a movie that came out the year you were born...
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12 May 2023
We've got a cherry tree in our garden. For the third year in a row, it doesn't look like we'll have any cherries as a posse of pigeons are eating all the blossom :(
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8 May 2023
1st #Radlett #Scouts are looking for more adult leaders. As part of the #BigHelpOut you can come along to their HQ in Scrubbitts Park Road, Radlett today from 11am to 1pm to find out more
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As a kid, I farted into a plastic film cannister and left it in a drawer for over a year, curious to know if it would still smell when opened. It did, but rather nice, like it had purified. Also I got a sense of time past that made me melancholy.
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24 Apr 2023
This is what Tucker has done to people’s brains in his time at Fox News.
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24 Apr 2023
The 11 year old has taken to referring to women's chests as "bonkers" as in "Dad, you can't look at her bonkers [on the telly] because you're married to mum". I have no idea where this has come from.
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24 Apr 2023
Daughter is throwing a massive strop this morning (over tired after D of E expedition). Do you think it'll improve things if I remotely play a song on her Google speaker? I was thinking: So Emotional or Mardy Bum. Maybe I'm only happy when it rains...
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23 Apr 2023
There's a lot of outrage at this letter but it's important to be clear about why it's so wrong: Irish, Jews and Travellers have historically been raciallised as non-white or racially inferior. 'Whiteness' is not static (and in any case many Jews and Travellers are dark skinned)
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