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Dave's not here, man. retweeted
9 Nov 2017
Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?
Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, itโs transient, shifting like water
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Dave's not here, man. retweeted
30 Jul 2023
Americans during the Biden administration
30 Jul 2023
Biden Job Approval:
Approve 40%
Disapprove 60%
.@YouGovAmerica/@CBSNewsPoll, 2,181 Adults, 7/26-28
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30 Jul 2023
Il est "espresso" en anglais et en italien, mais "expresso" en franรงais, portugais, ou espagnol (ou "cafรฉ exprรฉs" en espagnol).
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For #SundayYellow, I saw this bumblebee ๐ on a sunflower while #walking yesterday in my neighborhood. Weโre expecting another beautiful day in the South Sound, with a high of 78. No rain, though, which we badly need. #pnw #lakewood #wawx #savethebees
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30 Jul 2023
Nous vous souhaitons un bon dimanche ! ๐๐
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26 Jul 2023
In other words, if what you know about school is based on direct experience and not what you hear from the media...
25 Jul 2023
NEW: The conventional wisdom is that parents have grown increasingly furious with public schools. But it's actually people without school-age children who are particularly skeptical of public schools, multiple surveys show. chalkbeat.org/2023/7/25/2380โฆ
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30 Jul 2023
Fine Young Cannibals
The Dead Milkmen
Missing Persons
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30 Jul 2023
No, not bands I like. I'm saying the Fine Young Cannibals killed and ate the Dead Milkmen and now they're Missing Persons.
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Guess Who? The Who? Yes?
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Dave's not here, man. retweeted
29 Jul 2023
Did you know that well over 90% of teachers spend their own money on school supplies and other items their students need to succeed? Join us over on our Discord server to learn how you can give back to teachers in our community!
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Dave's not here, man. retweeted
29 Jul 2023
TWO YEARS???๐ณ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ
Should've been TWENTY----to LIFE!!๐คฌ๐ฅ
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Dave's not here, man. retweeted
29 Jul 2023
I'm a WGA member and I'm on strike. And Amazon Prime is one of the struck studios. So yes, I do have to strike.
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29 Jul 2023
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Dave's not here, man. retweeted
29 Jul 2023
A squad car didn't run her over. A cop did.
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Dave's not here, man. retweeted
30 Jul 2023
"I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one."
-- Rick Blaine
28 Jul 2023
A car crash in Tennessee earlier this week revealed that Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has been using state government vehicles for his 2024 presidential campaign.
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29 Jul 2023
A federal judge in Montana has temporarily blocked a new law that restricts drag performances โ just days before thousands are expected to attend Montana Pride's 30th anniversary celebration in Helena.
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