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sadjoh @damnitfugacity

professional lab rat

Joined December 2011
  • Tweets 1,561
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  • Followers 67
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Clarence is the only acceptable name for a donkey
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Allen Ellison@AllenLEllison
20 Mar 2021
Help me reach 50,000 more Twitter followers. We need to reach further so that we can #RetireRubio. RT Follow @AllenLEllison
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realizing you’re an adult when you put make up on for work three consecutive days and schedule an arborist consult over your lunch break
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Ugur Tegin@u_tegin
27 Feb 2021
How I read papers
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sadjoh@damnitfugacity
15 Jan 2021
it smells like syrup in the bathroom at work
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
30 Sep 2020
This isn’t news, Kellyanne. Our differences are exactly why I joined Biden’s Climate Unity Task Force - so we could set aside our differences & figure out an aggressive climate plan to address the planetary crisis at our feet. Trump doesn’t even believe climate change is real.
Kellyanne Conway
@KellyannePolls
30 Sep 2020
"The Green New Deal Is Not My Plan" - @joebiden "I don't support the Green New Deal" cc: @AOC cc: @EdMarkey
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sadjoh@damnitfugacity
13 Sep 2020
clipped all of the dog’s nails in one sitting and that’s my biggest W of 2020 so far
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this riot/protest situation is the same as a child being bullied at school. you are silent while they are being mistreated but upset when they finally snap back. had u spoke up while they were being mistreated they wouldn’t have had to snap back. silence equals complicity.
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I just apologized to a cashier because they didn’t take my coupon.... y
I keep finding shoes in weird places that coincidentally are where my dog likes to sleep.... must be ghosts #spookyseason #mystery
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LIZZO
@lizzo
4 Oct 2019
😱 this club has everything... 🤭
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NPR
@NPR
30 Jul 2019
might mess around and | 👀 | \ / _____| |_____ / ✊__/ \__✊ rewatch lizzo's tiny desk n.pr/2K4SOkq

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Jacob Resnick@Jacob_Resnick
9 Jul 2019
Yeah the Home Run Derby is cool, but nothing is more electric than the Korean bunting contest.

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ESPN
@espn
6 Jul 2019
Waking up to the NBA news like ...
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New peak SoCal moment: eating Korean bbq during an earthquake
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huh felt my first earthquake, weird
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Cayk 🍰@ChemistryCayk
2 Jul 2019
*in lab* me: am i in antarctica *walks outside* me: am i trapped inside a volcano
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Considering starting a betting pool for breed makeup of this goofball
sadjoh@damnitfugacity
13 May 2019
I really don’t know how to express my absolute disappointment with how GoT is going. I tried to not get pulled into the hate but realized how little I care about a single character when I kept checking to see how much longer I had to sit and watch this shit
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