If you don’t want pain then don’t hang with the Dane Stain

Joined September 2015
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Dana Smith retweeted
24 Dec 2020
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
The Night Before Christmas (with FaceTime and Tiger King): A comedic spin on a holiday classic ift.tt/3rpgymY
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This made me giddy
20 Apr 2020
Tim Robinson mocking COVID protestors. The man is a saint.
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Dana Smith retweeted
12 Apr 2020
SKIT OR DIE happens at 9:00pm over at YouTube. youtu.be/Ust1pdTxpFs #livestream #LiveStreaming #SketchComedy

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I miss grant park mall.
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On the bright side, I’ve never been more constipated.
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I used to about fantasize how great I would eat with endless time for cooking and meal planning but turns out I just really like bread.
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Dana Smith retweeted
27 Mar 2020
A classic HUNKS video about role playing in bed you little freaks. youtu.be/uE-s7uHpVl8
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Dana Smith retweeted
26 Mar 2020
Professor DESTROYS Closed-Minded Class youtu.be/6o6jF8Z7Kuo
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S/O to LinkedIn. Still trying to get me those business connections even during a global pandemic. They know that my business dealings won’t wait for anyone.
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I bet all the people with their “plans” and “goals” and “direction” for their “lives” are feeling pretty silly right now.
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Just watched Minority Report, fun fact, almost no minorities in it.
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Dana Smith retweeted
Don’t miss @unfamous, @ivandecker, @timgrayrulez and @danasmithcomedy shtick-ing it to one another in “Gimmicks & Should They Marry” airing today at 1:30pm on CBC Radio One!
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Dana Smith retweeted
Hey Rep. Cheney, I see from your dead people comment that you get your news from Facebook memes, but the National Constitution Center Newsweek are just two of many places where you can clarify your misunderstanding of the history of the 22nd Amendment: newsweek.com/alexandria-ocas…
31 Mar 2019
We knew the Democrats let dead people vote. According to @AOC, they can run for President, too.
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Dana Smith retweeted
You mad bro? 😂
Fox's Tucker Carlson has a lot of thoughts about @AOC, including that she "is a moron and nasty and more self-righteous than any televangelist who ever preached a sermon on cable access. She’s not impressive, she’s awful.” trib.al/pUE27uW
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When the going gets hard the bizkit gets limp - @freddurst
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Dana Smith retweeted
15 Mar 2019
"It's much less gross when you know it's an egg." -Dana, on the smells at our airbnb
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Dana Smith retweeted
Friends, Morning (Friday) is Jummah, the weekly day of worship for our community of Muslim friends and loved ones. Be there for them. Check in. Perhaps extend a kind gesture at your local mosque. There is so much fear and hate. We must negate it with active, courageous love.
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Dana Smith retweeted
My best and favourite jokes taped LIVE in front a LIVE’n’LAUGHIN’ audience comprised of YOU please!
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Dana Smith retweeted
Go see Jackie tonight or tomorrow!
My best and favourite jokes taped LIVE in front a LIVE’n’LAUGHIN’ audience comprised of YOU please!
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