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Jun 14
Rockdogs v Megahertz the far superior footy game on right now #reclinkcommunitycup
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I’m unsure if I used to feel differently but its now so bizarre to me when fans of the BIG clubs belittle smaller clubs for their membership and attendances.
Like well done on picking the very popular team. Excellent work on being boring and unoriginal.
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This is a Bret "The Hitman" Hart & chicken tenders appreciation post. Repost if you are a fan of both Bret "The Hitman" Hart & chicken tenders.
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Jun 12
The AFL scheduling is an absolute rort mid season.
Why do Collingwood, Carlton and Hawthorn all have a bye at the same time? God forbid a girl have a little hate watch to take the edge off after a long week on the tools.
Puts a lot of pressure on you @brisbanelions
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Jun 12
Remember the last time we played a white out game against a Queensland team who hadn’t won at GMHBA in the last 20 years.
REMEMBER?
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Jun 11
Taylor I know you’re a busy celebrity but if you could bring your magic winning energy to the Tarneit Titans v West Footscray game tomorrow, my homies would be real appreciative.
I can make punny shirts. Titaney Spears. Titateen Eighty Nine?
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Jun 11
Personally, my favorite thing about Taylor Swift is that she pisses off random men online just with her mere presence at any given sports event. Queen energy.
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Jun 11
It’s Thursday.
Don’t forget to put your tips in
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Jun 10
Jon, I once listened to a guy I was seeing, talk about a girl he fucked behind my back, on a podcast hosted by one of my best mates. I still continued the relationship.
If I didn’t give up on a mediocre short man in 2019, Im not giving up on the sport I’ve loved since I was 5
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Jun 10
Screenshot instead of quote cause all Ralphy has me blocked
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San Antonia Spurs and New York Knicks were founded closer in time to the formation of the Melbourne Stars and Melbourne Renegades, than to the Melbourne Football Club and Geelong Football Club.
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1- The House Of Bulger
Jun 8
The Top 10 all-time greatest footy TV shows @zerohanger
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9 - AFL 360
8 - Front Bar
7 - Footy Classified
6 - ???
5 - ???
4 - ???
3 - Talking Footy
2 - ???
1 - ???
FULL LIST - zerohanger.com/ranking-the-t…
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Recording something the whole time just means your memory is of you recording it
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Hollywood has spent nearly $600 million trying to bring Matt Damon home.
Have they considered maybe he just doesn’t want to come back?
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Jun 7
if any CEOs want to cheat on their wives might i recommend the phoebe bridgers concert
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Upon hearing someone mention the name “Will Hayward” I instinctively (without fail) say “Jablowme”:
This is also the case when someone mentions Charlie Spargo (Spar-go fuck yourself) and Callum Ah Chee (Bless you)
Does anyone have any additional examples I can steal?
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