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Dan Ellis @danellis

Senior Software Engineer at Microsoft

Joined April 2008
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Dan Ellis@danellis
16 Sep 2022
It's shocking how bad @digitalocean support has become these days. They just blatently ignore the parts of the question that would involve them actually doing some work.
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Dan Ellis@danellis
4 Nov 2019
BIG NEWS!! I'm very excited to have joined Microsoft today as a software engineer on the Azure Sphere project. Lots of fun IoT and security work ahead! @ Microsoft Corporate Headquarters instagram.com/p/B4dYp60HbhD/…

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Dan Ellis@danellis
22 Aug 2019
Not as chaotic and unexplainable as their uptime.
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20 Aug 2019
β€œThe world is often chaotic and unexplainable, and it is nice to have a little ally that keeps you safe on your way.” – Doll artist Daria Lapto instagram.com/p/B1ZFAoEgtoQ/
Dan Ellis@danellis
30 Jan 2019
Replying to @GitBookIO
@GitBookIO How am I supposed to use this menu?? It's off the bottom of the page, and disappears if I try to scroll.
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Dan Ellis@danellis
30 Jan 2019
I had to manually tweak the CSS to make the footer bigger! (Of course, it's lost again on a page load.)
Dan Ellis@danellis
19 Oct 2018
Well that would be interesting...
Dan Ellis@danellis
1 Oct 2018
Why, @GooglePlay? Why? @Google have this annoying habit of excluding G Suit users (i.e. the people most bought in)
Dan Ellis@danellis
26 Sep 2018
I feel dirty, but everyone's doing it, right?
Dan Ellis@danellis
26 Sep 2018
I'm gonna need a bigger Mac.
Dan Ellis@danellis
5 Sep 2018
This is... interesting placement. Maybe their graphic designer had been reading Hamlet.
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Dan Ellis@danellis
2 Sep 2018
Seeing videos made hand-held while driving makes me unreasonably furious. There are many dangerous drivers out there, but these people are actually making public the evidence of their own crimes... and still getting away with it.
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Dan Ellis@danellis
16 Aug 2018
Do people wearing those idiotic wireless Apple earbuds not realize they look like this?
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Dan Ellis@danellis
17 Jul 2018
Sometimes emails from recruiters contain little clues that they're automated and they haven't really read your resume... like for example the whole email being in French.
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Dan Ellis@danellis
15 Jul 2018
The Go programming language, everybody πŸ˜‚
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Dan Ellis@danellis
20 Jun 2018
When I was growing up, we had books like this. Hey, kids, just learn yourself some machine code. No biggie. I feel like we've lost something.
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Dan Ellis@danellis
20 Jun 2018
Maybe @Fox0x01 will appreciate this πŸ˜€
Dan Ellis@danellis
8 Jun 2018
"I am reaching out to you regarding an opportunity(remote) to work for the most technically advanced agriculture company in the world, Monsanto." #CheckYourMoralsAtTheDoor
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Dan Ellis@danellis
2 Jun 2018
The STM32H743 reference manual is a whopping 3179 pages long!!
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Dan Ellis@danellis
2 Jun 2018
But it has an MDMA controller, so maybe that makes it more bearable.
Dan Ellis@danellis
2 Jun 2018
Nothing turns my brain to jelly faster than live coding while on the phone.
Dan Ellis@danellis
2 Jun 2018
The struggle is real. x.com/TheAsianApril/status/9…
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