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Apr 25
Merse going radio rental. “Odegaard and Eze with Havertz… It’s the wavelength… They’re on FM. You bring Gyokeres in, it’s Radio Luxembourg.” #mersecode
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Apr 13
Gary Neville: “If you’re Leeds Utd you’ve got to capitalise right now and get two in front because you’ve got to believe Manchester Uni…..”
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Mar 22
@dangerhere Brian Kerr: "Seamus (Coleman) has been playing a few under 21 matches as a banger."
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Mar 18
Galatasaray “victims of their own downfall” according to Stevie G.
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The more things change…
14 Dec 2014
In fairness to Gary Neville, it's more difficult to spot an offside if you're doing a celebratory slide across the gantry.
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@dangerhere Lee Hendrie: The fans have to stick together, the team has to stick together, the manager has to stick together.
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Feb 18
Conor Coady: “What about Man City now. Will they be rubbing their lips?”
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Feb 11
Kev Kilbane lauds Seamus Coleman's ‘galvanating’ effect against Portugal and Hungary.
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Feb 6
Today is the day, the big dig off @airtricityllge ☔️
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Feb 4
"No one likes to see these scenes..." @dangerhere @FootballCliches
Chelsea and West Ham United have been charged by the Football Association following their mass altercation in the final stages of Saturday’s Premier League match at Stamford Bridge.
It is alleged Chelsea failed to prevent their players from behaving in an “improper and/or provocative way”, while West Ham allegedly failed to ensure their players did not behave in an “improper and/or provocative and/or violent way”.
The two clubs have until Friday, February 6 to provide a response.
🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/7021343…
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Forget all you know of Ronglish. Abandon the teachings of Merse Code.
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Feb 2
Michael Dawson: "The clock is ticking as it often does"
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Jan 20
Hard to digest from Clive Tyldesley:
"The pit of Steve McClaren's stomach is not the place to be right now." #hallofguff
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28 Dec 2025
@dangerhere Joe Hart on MOTD2 reckons DCL “finished it with a plum” for Leeds v Sunderland
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