"The most damaging phrase in the language is: 'We've always done it this way.'"

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16 Jul 2025
Easily the best decision I ever made
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I don’t think they thought out that domain name
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I once fell into a cesspool. I didn’t know how to swim but I went through the movements.
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There are NFL games here every Sunday for a few months a year. Packed stadium every single time. Nothing like this happens. Whose brilliant idea was it to not allow parking and force people to use mass transit and fucking Uber? JFC we live in the stupidest times
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Just want to wish happy birthday to a few people and a pup. Both my daughter and her husband celebrate today (yes they have the same birthday and she is a year older than him. My daughter is a cradle robber 🀣) along with our president and Rocky my sis in laws Pomeranian.
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Could go for some oysters right about now.
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Thunder-less
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Long sleeves and a hat
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Got a text 🀣
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Cottage cheese isn’t really cheese. Just a curd to me
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Scott Pelley breaks down, compares '60 Minutes' firings to 'family' being murdered in ludicrous new interview trib.al/8jIMDqx
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No comment
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I live in New Jersey. I wonder why we’re going g broke
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Mamdani’s NY
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Just found the archives of New Jersey Jewish News online and I found my mother’s wedding announcement with her picture and it took me aback. Also found my grandparents obituaries, and I found out my grandfather was the president of a lodge in Newark. Also in the social pages I read that my grandmother took my aunt on a trip to Mexico and to New Orleans for Mardi Gras for her HS graduation.
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Little do they know
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My wife (the older sister) married a white guy in IT and her sister married a brown guy in the construction industry. My oldest daughter married a white guy in IT and my youngest married a brown guy in the construction industry.
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Grilled sardines anyone? There’s plenty
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Same vibe
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You can personalize your Coke cans or bottles if you’re gay or transgender or a lesbian but not if you’re straight. You can try it yourself coca-colastore.com/personali…
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If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be reich #PlatnerPickupLines
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