Jackoff of all trades, script kitty, lover of borkborks and collector of bruises.

Joined March 2015
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26 Apr 2023
HOW TO TELL IF A SUIT IS BESPOKE This suit makes me sad bc it's an example of the many ways custom tailoring shops upsell or misrepresent their services. On their site, this tailor says their suits are handmade and bespoke. But that's not really true. Here's how to tell 🧵
Replying to @chrisdmowrey
Gen Z is pro gun.
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23 Feb 2022
NEW 🚨 Sophos principal research scientist @chetwisniewski reviews the history of known or suspected Russian state activities in the cyber realm to assess what types of activities to expect and how organizations can be prepared. Read more: news.sophos.com/en-us/2022/0…
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1895 anarchist walks out on restaurant bill; says “Let the bourgeois feed me;” stabs policeman bit.ly/1wTxykI

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7 Jan 2018
Exactly. Here’s all you need to get started with Arm assembly: Assembly Basics: azeria-labs.com/writing-arm-… Readymade Lab VM: azeria-labs.com/arm-lab-vm/ Cute Vulnerable Binaries: azeria-labs.com/part-3-stack… GDB Cheat Seet: azeria-labs.com/debugging-wi… x.com/statelysquirrel/status…
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This is a sneak-peek of what I've been working on for you all. Been trying so hard on getting it "published" the last year. I will finish it this year. What I think I'm going to do is release it in stages. I'm up to 300 chapters. It's a list of links and my thoughts/notes.
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Some arbitrary facts about malware detection names and detection rates on VT. (thread)
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My first instruction in 3D printer use came from a guy, what I did and recommend is they do it first while you watch then they stand behind a tape line on the floor about 2 meters away from the tool with a laser pointer. That way they have to talk you through it without doing it.
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For the people saying computers aren’t a problem because “they just do what you tell them to!” Yeah, they just do what other people tell them to do too.
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“You’re so lucky that you have a husband who supports your work and passions.” No, actually, I’m very smart. Because I dumped every asshole before him who didn’t.
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Next we’ll have @highmeh and @mkr_ultra co-presenting "Where's the BeEF? Pwning with the Browser Exploitation Framework and Building Effective Defenses” Both the attack and the defense. Purple!!
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Interesting offline discussion with @aionescu tonight.. #Meltdown on x86 Windows 7 can facilitate acquisition of SAM hive/NTDS.dit/keyboard buffer and thus enable cred theft without Admin access #whenismimikatzpoccoming
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Points to Chinese tool company "Lomvum" for incredibly silly- but totally fair and at least not sexist advertising😂
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By 2050, we could have more plastics in the ocean than fish. Let's do something about that in 2018: ditch the straw to help keep plastics out of the water and away from marine life. Share #NoStraw2018 to get the word out and say no to single-use plastic straws in 2018.
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4 Jan 2018
Read this. Twice. And then look at all the people we've arrested for pot, how much we've stolen from people by way of asset forfeiture, how many cartels we've enabled and what Sessions is doing now. If you still think marijuana is the problem, you may be part of the problem too
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3 Jan 2018
I’m a blind twitter user. There are a lot of us out there. Increase your ability to reach us and help us interact with your pictures, it’s really simple and makes a huge difference to our twitter experiance allowing us to see your images our way. Thanks for the description 😎
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In other news, here is Max testing a rawhide chewie.
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Raining in the Bay area and our daughter is taking the pug for a walk.
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Replying to @infosecjerk
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Whoops I'm out of compliance because I forgot to complete "Mandatory Sexual Harassment Training!" I still think that sounds like sexual harassment is mandatory and they are going to teach me strategies on how to do sexually harass more effectively.
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