I play drums, 4 agreements byetch!
Joined January 2009
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2 Oct 2025
It’s like getting hit with an advanced calculus problem when I hand a young one cash at the drive thru.
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26 Sep 2025
Putting a tattoo on a boob is like decorating a television set.
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21 Sep 2025
Hey Fam, can we just leave the moon alone and not start mining that fucker till it dissipates?
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18 Sep 2025
Millennial here 🙋🏿♂️ and…I’m embarrassed to say who I thought this was until yesterday!
17 Sep 2025
The folks not knowing this is Robert Redford just reinforces my thesis that Gen-X may be the last generation to have a working knowledge of pop culture that came before them.
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11 Sep 2025
Of all the videos of people celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk
This one hits me the hardest
To celebrate this quickly means he had pre-computed this possibility, the celebration was instinctual
It’s like he fantasized over this
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7 Sep 2024
There’s a massive free speech protest in Brazil today.
The media coverage:
CNN - nothing
AP - nothing
Reuters - nothing
NYT - nothing
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15 Feb 2024
Tyrese finished his fucking story
15 Feb 2024
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24 Jan 2024
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24 Jan 2024
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26 Oct 2023
HELLL YEAH @ChuckPaganoNFL 🎯
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22 Oct 2023
I guess they dont check for concussions in the ncaa? 🤷🏻♂️ the Utah QB??? #utahvsusc
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16 Jun 2023
I know you usually play drums but for this gig we’re gonna just have you sit on this box with a hole in it. #cajon
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12 May 2023
You think Dan Majerle feels like an a hole sometimes because of how you spell his name?
“It’s pronounced MARLY… 🙄”
#random
Go Suns.
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