I play drums, 4 agreements byetch!

Joined January 2009
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It’s like getting hit with an advanced calculus problem when I hand a young one cash at the drive thru.
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Putting a tattoo on a boob is like decorating a television set.
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Hey Fam, can we just leave the moon alone and not start mining that fucker till it dissipates?
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This is literally the definition of debate….
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Millennial here 🙋🏿‍♂️ and…I’m embarrassed to say who I thought this was until yesterday!
The folks not knowing this is Robert Redford just reinforces my thesis that Gen-X may be the last generation to have a working knowledge of pop culture that came before them.
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First Amendment is alive and well motherfuckers
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Of all the videos of people celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk This one hits me the hardest To celebrate this quickly means he had pre-computed this possibility, the celebration was instinctual It’s like he fantasized over this

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There’s a massive free speech protest in Brazil today. The media coverage: CNN - nothing AP - nothing Reuters - nothing NYT - nothing

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Tyrese finished his fucking story
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Thank yew @JasonKelce 🙏🏻
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I guess they dont check for concussions in the ncaa? 🤷🏻‍♂️ the Utah QB??? #utahvsusc
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I know you usually play drums but for this gig we’re gonna just have you sit on this box with a hole in it. #cajon
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MICHAEL BLOCK.

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You think Dan Majerle feels like an a hole sometimes because of how you spell his name? “It’s pronounced MARLY… 🙄” #random Go Suns.
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Dude…. FUCK #ESPN
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The Hunt for Red October still holds up today… #provemewrong
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6 to 4?!?! 🤯🤯 wow #nhl #nhlplayoffs
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