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Daniel Knell @danielknell

Artisan of Code, Friendly Giant, Builder of Things • DMs open • He/Him

Joined January 2009
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Hey @monzo, your app used to be really good, what happened?
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Hey @Nestle, why have you never licenced "@MariahCarey - Hero" and remixed as "When an Aero comes along..."? I would suggest you fire the entire marketing team and hire me instead, but genius like this can't be brought? 😂😂😂 #MarketingTips #GalaxyBrain #YouCantAffordMe
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Why do biz-wankers feel the need to ensure the entire store/restaurant can here their side of whatever mundane phone conversation they are having?
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Does deciding someone might be in your target demographic, then bombarding them with the same advert, over and over, till their annoyance levels hit max, and they start having homicidal thoughts towards anyone involved with the brand, actually work for anyone?
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Is anyone else seeing way more spam since @elonmusk started being a moron with this platform?
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Arsehole can’t do anything right… can’t even run a website, fuck getting on one of his rockets…
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Hey @Fortnums, what happened to all the Jasmine Silver Needle tea? It’s my favourite and the shelves were bare... 😭
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Anyone else finding @Ocado to be completely crap lately? Everything is always out of stock and when you do manage to cobble an order together only half of it ever turns up... It's been a complete shitshow lately...
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would teaching a bottom-up artificial intelligence how to play video games count as botting?
have decided to skip calling @NHS111England in the future and go straight to A&E, turning up going "i think i need some mild antibiotics" is probably easier on A&E than turning up going "i phoned 111 and they told me i'm about to die any minute now"...
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Every call to 111 ends up in a pointless trip to A&E, including this weekends, might as well just skip it completely.
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folk with 10 year plans scare me, how is it possible to plan so far ahead? I'd struggle with a 10 minute plan...
"ginormous" is a word that always looks like its spelt incorrectly...
Given modern energy prices… how long till going to Starbucks is cheaper than boiling the kettle?
dear designers, stop using a dropdown to enter years, it's depressing when you have to scroll back so far... yours, non-teenagers.
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Hardest part of a weekly food shop used to be carrying all the bags…now it’s finding things that have a use by date more than 3 days in the future…
Finally finished migrating everything away from @Netlify and closed my account. That took a minute.
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Seven grand a month because of a one page community website that gets a couple hundred unique impressions a month? The new pricing can go fuck right off, and with it any chance of me recommending them in future.
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Ian Cooper@ICooper
5 Aug 2022
We are making a change to end our efforts on Brightside in favor of focusing on Brighter instead. Do check out @danielknell 's work on Banshee as an alternative.
Brighter@BrighterCommand
5 Aug 2022
We have taken the decision to archive our Python project Brightside, and focus our efforts on our dotnet projects Brighter and Darker. We looking at using @danielknell's Banshee as an alternative: banshee.artisan.io/
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