Executive Bohemian
Joined February 2010
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21 Oct 2024
How nice, making autonomous decisions about your own body.
So grown up.
So independent.
21 Oct 2024
Tua says he will not be rocking a guardian cap because it’s his personal choice
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12 Sep 2024
The most accurate and most parameter- inclusive machine the world has ever seen:
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28 Mar 2024
Question: what are you using to view your total net worth, inclusive of home equity, debt, and other “held away” assets?
I used to use Mint.com, but they changed over to Credit Karma which isn’t as good.
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31 Jul 2023
Wanna know how to get AI to create. a PowerPoint presentation for you? Watch this tiktok.com/t/ZT88vXwUn/
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14 Jun 2023
Is anyone using an AI assistant that they would recommend?
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7 Jun 2023
I’m gonna start a clothing line called Lonely Clothes. They’ll have no back buttons or zippers.
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25 May 2023
My Alexa device has been trying so hard to get me to subscribe to Amazon music, it just told me that Bob Marley released a new album and I have to upgrade to listen.
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12 May 2023
I have exactly ONE private investment, but I feel really fancy when I refer to it as “one of my portfolio companies”.
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11 May 2023
It’s HER.
Excited to announce that I’ve hired a new CEO for X/Twitter. She will be starting in ~6 weeks!
My role will transition to being exec chair & CTO, overseeing product, software & sysops.
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10 May 2023
Ever do something that impresses yourself, like change the ink cartridge in your printer?
You badass, you.
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1 May 2023
I’ve reached the point in my feminist journey where purses bother me.
Yes, women need the extra storage to carry the weight of the world everywhere they go. 🙄
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21 Apr 2023
Dear male home-service providers (plumbers, etc),
Please don’t hit on me when you come to my home. I’m scared. You know where I live, now.
It’s not you, it’s the tales of rape and femicide that I’ve seen and heard. Please be kind, but don’t flirt.
Thank you,
Women.
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19 Apr 2023
The same people who browse incognito are @23andMe customers.
Explain keeping your browsing data private but exposing your (literal) DNA.
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4 Apr 2023
The women scored a combined 52 points more than the men in their final, but @Google still gonna default to men when you search “NCAA final score”.
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30 Mar 2023
This: a language model that learns from your previous texts and when activated answers all future texts.
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29 Mar 2023
I don’t want to upset anyone, but I’m pretty sure I saw Jesus wearing a dress.
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22 Mar 2023
Update: Currently watching Fed Chair talk interest rates on TikTok.
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