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dani @danislan_

chris pratt hate account (she/her)

Joined February 2014
  • Tweets 13,859
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  • Followers 325
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dani@danislan_
20 Feb 2020
i miss being young and attracted to only conventional beauty standards like abercrombie models now i have a crush on conan o’brien i want it to end
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wendell sandico@wendellsandico
Mar 12
me at Maya Rudolph’s Oh Mary

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Heather acting an awful lot like Brittani’s mouthpiece #rhoslc

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dani@danislan_
12 Nov 2025
Where the fuck is Yoshi #nintendodirect
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dani@danislan_
20 Oct 2025
Mark Ruffalo you are TAKING IT!!! EMMYS SWEEP FOR #taskhbo

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🍋@lemoncarcass
21 Jul 2025
i need jill zarin to send me away to fat camp for a few weeks
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dani@danislan_
18 Jun 2025
I NEED MOVIE NIGHT!!! CUT TO WHAT THESE GIRLS WERE SAYING ABOUT HUDA #LoveIslandUSA

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dani@danislan_
21 Apr 2025
This whole situation would be an incredible episode of Veep
Vice President JD Vance
@VP
20 Apr 2025
Today I met with the Holy Father Pope Francis. I am grateful for his invitation to meet, and I pray for his good health. Happy Easter!
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Ren@Rhorennn_
26 Feb 2025
THEY TAKING HER INTO CUSTODY RIGHT AWAY???????????? #RHOP
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lula@lulaloopsey
14 Feb 2025
not a day goes by that i don’t think about kermit on the masked singer

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dani@danislan_
13 Feb 2025
PAIGE VINDICATED WE WON #summerhouse

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dani@danislan_
13 Feb 2025
I wonder if the same timelines apply to Paige. I’m not judging but her friend is!! #summerhouse

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Jamila 🔔
@_iamjamila
11 Feb 2025
THE PRICE
creep@creeeep3000
11 Feb 2025
Replying to @_iamjamila
how much you paid?
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Robb Rockham@bigtimerobb
10 Feb 2025
White people will tell you they couldn’t understand a word Kendrick said and then put on some Pearl Jam.
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Quayoncé@Quantavinbegay
9 Feb 2025
When Beyoncé dropped this Verizon Ad during the Super bowl!!😭 (4K)
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Rose Dommu@rosedommu
3 Feb 2025
I will build statues of him
l∀UREN@LaurenMcMillen
3 Feb 2025
WE LOVE U MICHAEL POLANSKY
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BEYONCÉ LEGION
@BeyLegion
3 Feb 2025
Beyoncé is the first Black woman to win Album of The Year at the #GRAMMYs in 26 years. Lauryn Hill last won in 1999.
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jár@jarodzsz
3 Feb 2025
she's fucking WEIRDDDDD AGAIN MY PAWS ARE UP
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dani@danislan_
23 Jan 2025
RT @polyesterhag: did luca guadagnino kill somebody?
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dani@danislan_
22 Jan 2025
Brynn is a dark human. The way she weaponizes the most vulnerable things a person can experience strategically and methodically is scary. Not fun. Not good tv either. #RHONY

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ta’mia@vondutchrry
18 Jan 2025
let’s keep TikTok and ban Crumbl Cookies instead!

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