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17 Nov 2025
Grok, put a round in the chamber and just spin that barrel against my forehead baby
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Jun 14
This is what bigotry does to you, unfortunately. It permeates everything, your whole life, so you can never behave normally again.
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Jun 13
But what if I'm different?
Jun 12
At a certain point in your life you’re going to get into HEMA stuff. You’re going to buy a waster, which is a weighted wooden sword, to practice. What I am telling you, from twenty years’ experience, is that you cannot - you cannot - play with it inside of your house
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Jun 9
The media really thinks you’re stupid.
Zack Polanski says, obviously, that vegetables for 7p is a sign of a broken system.
Farmers say that there’s a “race to the bottom on price” and Tesco is effectively “giving away” produce.
But look at the difference in the headline! Look at the number of comments!
If Zack Polanski said the sky was blue, the Telegraph would ask why the Green Party leader was so opposed to the colour red.
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Jun 6
He’s so me
Jun 5
I am not posing nude. Those days are over.
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Police to save time by beating themselves up
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There are photos in my phone that erode my trust and loosen my tether, I call them the mood destructors and they serve no purpose other than to shoot shrapnel directly into my brain upon contact
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Jun 3
I did some jokes about hitachi Vibrators about four years ago, and I still get tweets like this on my feed every so often. Not complaining I love it.
Jun 2
I purchased hitachi ac installation boy not received my call and also blocked my no @Hitachi @jagograhakjago @flipkartsupport nepali dhanjay installation boy very bad service I had purchased it before from my 2nd account, it came in 15 days, I installed it, don't do the same this
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You can be a billionaire if you invent Star Wars. I don’t care if it’s ideologically inconsistent with the rest of my politics. It’s just how it is.
yall smokin george lucas dick too hard, man is a billionaire lol
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May 28
RT @IndiaWilloughby: What a comic the Daily Telegraph is 🙄. Rage baiting at its finest.
Trans people do not get a “VIP hotline”. We queue…
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May 20
Miss my mullet again
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If I don't get my mullet back soon, I'm going to rip off one of my limbs
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May 20
I know this is by the by at this stage, but if I was murdered in the street and people described me as being "unalived" I'd come back and commit ghost domestic terrorism
May 19
Shoplifter unalived by security guards in Dublin 😲 by end of video he gone 😲
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it was really weird when he did that interview talking about walking around tatooine at night waiting for some jawa bastard to look at him the wrong way
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“by all means drive off that cliff” is a pretty solid response to people who tell you that you’re going to be “left behind” if you don’t embrace AI.
Jack Antonoff slammed people who use AI to make art and music as "godless whores":
"So to everyone who is gassed up about the new ways you can fake making art, by all means drive right off that cliff. We're genuinely happy to see you go. Generations coming will be engaging in the ancient ritual of writing, recording and performing as it comes to us from God." variety.com/2026/music/news/…
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May 14
Do you think we are stupid . Pathetic
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May 13
Please retweet.
May 13
On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my
profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours:
“On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists.
Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her.”
It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.
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May 11
We already voted you don't need to sell us on her
Perverted Green Party man in a dress “Eden Hills” elected in Little London and Woodhouse ward on Leeds Council — with the support of Hannah Spencer MP and Mothin Ali. Read the inset post…🧵1/
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May 7
The vaccine for hantavirus is being hidden in the data center closest to you. They’re hiding it from you and your drunkest, most volatile friends. Are you going to take that? Are you going to let the “AI” “people” inoculate themselves while your family suffers? Take action NOW
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'Invade northern seaside town' - or Whitby Goth Weekend, as everyone else calls it, an entirely peaceful and happy family-friendly event that brings in a lot of publicity and revenue for Whitby out of season 🤨🤨
May 2
Goths and steampunks are warned to leave their swords and guns at home as they invade northern seaside town trib.al/GW1erBO
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