Melania 2.0 was Trump's lawyer because he stiffed so many lawyers in the past that no competent attorney would defend him. Tits missed deadlines and didn't know how to introduce witnesses and evidence. On appeal, new witnesses and evidence can't be heard. #takemaralago
#DementiaDon poops his Depends while meeting with world leaders. Biden has bad days, but he doesn't shit his diaper in public. If you can't control your butthole, you can't be president. Also, if you're a man who wears high heels, you also can't be president
I'm not a Nikki Haley fan, but she doesn't have to wear Depend diapers like Trump. Even 867 year old Biden doesn't poop his diaper and be changed like a baby. #TrumpSmells
There is nothing better than ruining Ohio Soft University, Alabama, and Paul Feinbaum's season.
To quote el presidente, El Guapo Portnoy "FUCK THE SEC!". Save some kool-aid for us Dave!
#feinbaum#Bama@barstoolsports
Cheaters never win, and this is proof that Harbaugh, Stallions, and Michigan are 100% innocent. Ryan Day made up the scandal to throw the NCAA off of OSU stealing signs via Catapult.
I feel bad for Milroe. He played his ass off and his soft team crumbled.
#OSUSOFT#BAMASOFT
Eagles lose to Arizona. The intentional screwing of the @Lions by @NFLOfficiating gets even worse. NFL commissioner can overturn the game,but he won't.
#NFLWWE