Dad, husband, trial lawyer, gourmet home cook, beer brewer, politics fan, relentlessly sarcastic, pro Israel, funny for my personal amusement.

Joined June 2011
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Best Purim in 2,382 years.
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14 Sep 2025
let’s go back to 1948 In Italian, there is a famous phrase: “La verità fa male.” It means, the truth hurts. And when it comes to 1948, there is a lot of truth that hurts a lot of people. So here it is in an AI video :) That's 1 minute, see you tomorrow for Day 91!
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Hey @grok which one of my followers has the best chance of being a Mossad agent.
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Nothing says "America First" like Candace and Nick Fuentes being featured on Iranian state television
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18 Jun 2025
The most confused coalition in modern history.
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AM YISRAEL CHAI Praying for the safety of my family and loved ones, for the campaign to be swift and successful, for the safe return of all our soldiers risking their lives for all of us, and for the Iranian people, who might now have a chance for real freedom.
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What I predict will happen: Israel will destroy Iran’s nuclear sites, all of them, including most of the missile arsenal and military bases. Khamenei will be assassinated, and the Iranian people will overthrow the Islamic regime once and for all. Did I miss anything?
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As the former Prime Minister of Israel, I want to tell the Iranian people one thing: Your time is now. Free yourselves from your cruel dictators. Give your children a future of life and liberty. Israel has eliminated Iran’s most senior military leaders. The regime has never been weaker. Never! In Judaism, we say “If not now — when?” Today I urge every proud Iranian citizen to take their future into their own hands. And know this: The people of Israel stand with you. The state of Israel is stands with you. The entire free world will stand with you. Do not miss this opportunity to achieve your freedom. Do not condemn your brave and noble people to decades more tyranny and terror. Your time is NOW.
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BREAKING: Iran has captured the Israeli army's Royal Caribbean Icon of the Seas.
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Share this flag to show you stand with Israel!
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Hey @EASPORTS are you ever going to fix this issue with @EAMaddenNFL crashing constantly on Xbox series X?
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So @EAHelp got back to me and said, "we're looking into it. " Not a great response when your product literally doesn't work and it's over 2 months after launch. And I thought Cyberpunk was handled poorly...
I called @JetBlue customer service about my itinerary that they messed up and the machine says it's a 2 hour wait to talk to someone. If your answering machine is even capable of telling people the wait is 2 hours, you're doing it wrong. ...and I've been on hold over 2.5hrs now
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Askenazim have a mingag not to eat turkey from chatzot on erev Halloween until Thanksgiving. Sephardim hold that turkey may be eaten up until erev Shabbos before chag. All hold that there is no restriction on processed turkey products. #HilchosThanksgiving
Glad you're still my favorite Jet!
27 Oct 2019
Leaving it in Gods hands 🙏🏽
Funniest tweet I've read all day!
So I need some help, should I have a burrito or a sandwich for lunch today? 🤔🤔
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I present, the Larry David sandwich. A break fast tradition! But you gotta be a fish guy...
On the very off chance that trump gets impeached and removed, one very lucky senator will get to say, "Mr. Trump, you're fired!" And that will be the single greatest and most meta moment of reality tv.
One of the funniest things I've seen online, in quite some time!
THE GRETA THUNBERG HELPLINE: For adults angry at a child.
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