How to sleep
12am Read internet
2am Think about everything
3am Worry about not sleeping
4am Stare at clock
5am “Is it bin day?”
5.10 “Nah, can’t be bin day”
5.45 Drift off
6.25 Begin a nice dream
6.30 ALARM
6.31 Snooze
6.40 ALARM
6.41-7.15 Stare at ceiling
7.16 - HEAR BIN LORRY!