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Florida Man - World's Superhero retweeted
I’m starting to think America’s biggest strength is mindset.
There’s this constant belief that bigger is better and anything is possible.
You can feel it everywhere.
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watching this world cup is way more pleasant than that one where the crowds innseccently blow those stupid plastic horns.
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Florida Man - World's Superhero retweeted
Bryon cheated on his wife in a Cracker Barrel parking lot. Unreal anyone considers this clown a viable candidate to run Florida
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This is the greatest fucking concession speech in the history of the world. @spencerpratt
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dogs are incredible
In a cozy new house filled with the chaos and laughter of a young family, something extraordinary happened — something that proves love doesn’t always need words… sometimes it just needs paws.
Meet Kennedy, a bright, brave 7-year-old girl living with Type 1 Diabetes. Every day is a careful dance of blood sugar checks, insulin, CGMs, and the constant fear that a low could sneak up when no one is watching.
But Kennedy is never truly alone.
Because by her side is Kona — a handsome black-and-white Portuguese Water Dog who was originally adopted as a family pet for her big brother Cameron. No one could have predicted what Kona would become.
Even before Kennedy’s diagnosis, Kona seemed to know. He sensed shifts in her body that no one else could see. The family noticed his uncanny awareness and did something incredible: they trained him to become a professional diabetic alert service dog.
Now Kona doesn’t just alert — he protects.
In their brand-new house, Kona made one of his most powerful alerts yet. No technology beeped first. No one saw it coming. Using nothing but his incredible nose and instinct, he detected Kennedy’s dropping blood sugar from across rooms… or even farther. He locked eyes, paced with purpose, shook his head, and gently but urgently pawed at his girl until the family knew exactly what to do.
He didn’t need a screen. He didn’t need a reminder.
He just knew.
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Do we have to call it a pitch for the next month or can we just call it a field like normal?
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tittle only service i have that is showing the soccer is Peacock...and its the telemondo feed. guess I will also be learning a little Spanish over the course of the next month
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Ireland right now living up to their heritage
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They took Coming to America to heart
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Respek.
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They are gonna be lit for the game!!!
We have a major escalation….the Scots have discovered American 12% Four Loko tall boy cans 🤣….their’s is 8% with no caffeine
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He is not wrong. Good to see he evolved from his Sex Pistol days and beliefs
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John Lydon blames woke culture on “horribly, horribly tempestuous, spoiled children coming out of colleges and universities with shit for brains”.
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Florida Sheriffs are a different breed
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Hot Diggity Dog “You just PISSED ME OFF”
Marion County FL Sheriff Billy Woods just went OFF on a piece of shit reporter who shifted topics away from a major sting operation to capture child sex criminals.
“Out of all this shit, you want to ask about another case? We’re talking about CHILDREN! — THAT (points to the sex predators) is what you need to be focused on— this press conference is solely for those pieces of shit right there.”
Drop a . If you approve his message
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Great idea but Gen X would just go outside and use their hose before paying money for it
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Politicians knew what they were and are doing. They manufactured the coming civil wars throughout the west. This all must end and come to a head now.
Citizens in the Uk, Ireland, Europe and America will need to take matters into their own hands bc the politicians caused this
Horrific scenes out of Burnley, England today as a 17yr old girl is stabbed in the throat in broad daylight.
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Come on Tampa! Someone has to adopt this cute little dog!
Jun 12
💔 Last Sunday, Mercy Full Project Rescue in Tampa, Florida hosted a mini adoption event for Red.
A few other pups came too, but somehow every dog found a home that day except Red. 😔
Red is 6 years old, about 12 lbs, potty trained, affectionate, cuddly, and happiest relaxing with his people.
He can get anxious and vocal in busy public settings, but at home he is calm, easygoing, and full of love.
Red is not looking for adventure. He is just looking for someone to choose him.
Please share his story. His forever family may be one share away. ❤️🐾
☑️ HOW TO ADOPT:
Apply here:
new.shelterluv.com/matchme/a…
Then text 1 (657) 423-8216 to let them know you’re interested.
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Florida Man - World's Superhero retweeted
Jun 12
USA. A hibachi restaurant. My American friends brought me here to enjoy the cuisine of my homeland, and I witnessed a ritual I have never seen in eight hundred years of being Japanese.
The chef stacked onion rings into a tower. He filled it with oil. And he set it on fire.
"THE VOLCANO!" my friends cheered. They knew the ritual. They had seen it many times. In Japan, I have eaten ten thousand meals. No one has ever built me a volcano.
I said nothing. A guest does not question the ceremony.
"Is this how they do it back home?" my friend asked, glowing with joy.
"...The technique is flawless," I said. A samurai may retreat. He may not lie. He may, however, aim the truth very carefully.
Then the chef flicked a shrimp through the air at my face.
"Catch it!" the table roared.
In my land, food is set before you with two hands and an apology for the wait. Here, the shrimp attacks. I caught it. With my mouth. The table erupted. The chef saluted me with his spatula.
I have received medals with less pride.
"You're a natural," the chef said.
"My family has trained for this for generations," I said. It was not technically a lie. We trained. Just not for this.
My friends drove me home, full and happy, honored to have shown me my own country.
A man does not question the volcano. He catches the shrimp.
Whatever this cuisine is, wherever it was truly born — the fire is real, the joy is real, and I caught what was thrown at me.
That is Japanese enough.
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Florida Man - World's Superhero retweeted
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I can’t get enough of Europeans experiencing America. This couple received challenge coins at a bar in Texas! ♥️♥️♥️
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"Keir Starmer's a wanker" rings out in Tampa Bay, Florida as England fans hit the USA for the world cup 🏴
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