he/him. everyone stop being dicks. big gay. soccer fan. nerd. terfs fuck off.

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They should’ve kissed here tbh
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Why the FUCK is America hosting the FIFA World Cup and about to host the Olympics when we are having ICE DETAIN ATHLETES WE ARE NOT SAFE RIGHT NOW TO HOST ANYTHING!!
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I feel the need to suck until he’s a drained husk of a man
Jon Hamm in "Your Friends & Neighbors"
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He is only 33 years old. This is the biggest moment of his career. He’s probably been waiting for it for months. But who will talk about it? There are 48 teams, hundreds of players, and representatives from all over the world. Who will finally speak up?
Somali referee Omar Artan, who was set to referee at the World Cup, was denied entry to the United States. He received a diplomatic passport from the Somali embassy but was turned away upon his arrival. Omar Artan was elected Best African Referee in 2025.
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I was on stage playing in a punk band and got to announce his death to the crowd.
Imagine being at a Pride event in June 2004 and then they announce that Ronald Reagan has died.
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feliz mês do orgulho para nós 💞

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happy pride month to everyone except to evil closeted gay politicians who make life harder for all of us instead of just accepting themselves
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What sucks about this is that shitty handmade VFX would’ve actually made the movie even funnier
RuPaul movie apparently confirmed to contain mass amounts of genAI with the top billed VFX company literally being AI-based... secret blessing that shit ain't playing in the UK
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Can you be America’s mayor please
Young people are always told what not to do. But what should you do? Did you know that most public libraries have a Nintendo Switch to use? That parks show free movies at night? That there's a map of pickup basketball games? Nyc.gov/summer is a map of free and affordable things to do this summer that we made just for you. Because public programs mean nothing if you don't know how to access them. 

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full arsenal thobe/kurta is absolutely incredible lmfaaaaoooooo
Eid Mubarak! Today as we honor Prophet Ibrahim, Eid al-Adha reminds us that sacrifice is not a burden. It is an opportunity to see ourselves as part of something larger. To extend a hand to those who need it most. I am honored to be New York City's first Muslim Mayor and I am determined to lead through solidarity. Together, we are working to ensure every New Yorker can afford the groceries, housing, and child care they need. Our solidarity is our strength. Eid Saeed, New York.
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Please stop. I don’t want an AI summary of my Google search. I don’t want an AI summary of the text message from my friend at work. I don’t want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read. Please just stop.
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Made it.
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I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol
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One of my favorites in this team. So proud of far Martinelli has come. Love these Gunners, man.
After almost seven years at this club, it’s hard to put into words what this moment means to me. I arrived at this club when I was 18 years old. Far from home, barely speaking the language, trying to adapt to a completely new culture, new life and chasing a dream that felt so big at the time. I didn’t know exactly what the future would hold, but I knew I wanted to give everything for this club. We didn’t just build a team, we built a family, an identity, and something the fans could believe in again. To see this club back where it belongs is one of the proudest moments of my career. I want to thank my family, thank everyone at the club, the staff, my teammates, and every person working behind the scenes. Most importantly, thank you to the fans. Your support, patience and love throughout these years never went unnoticed. You stayed with us through the difficult moments, and this title belongs to you as much as anyone. This club changed my life. I will always be grateful for the privilege of wearing this shirt. PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🏆
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The people NEED an in-universe Star Wars Veep-themed series
Reporter, thrusting mic in Leia's face: Senator Organa, was the bombing of Nal Hutta personal? Is "Huttslayer" New Republic policy? [Leia stops to think. Her entourage of aides close their eyes and start muttering oh shit oh shit oh shit]
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How is this not the headline in every major news outlet?
BREAKING: Flotilla activists report rape and torture after Israeli abduction at sea 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/io46ga?update=45941…
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I want that old man cookie
This old married couple is cute
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Congratulations to Max Dowman, who has become the youngest person to win the Premier League 🏆
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The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.
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Commencement speaker: I love AI and I hate all of you. They gave me a big check to be here. I love firing people at my big company. I bet none of you would get jobs at my business now that we have AI (booing) Commencement speaker: oh? What? What?
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normalize destroying ronald reagan's legacy.
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Mayor Zohran Mamdani mocks Ronald Reagan’s infamous quote. “I can think of nine words more terrifying than ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help…’” “I worked all day and can’t feed my family.”
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Keep hearing from people IRL and on here about how scarily good AI's gotten, and then I see study after study showing it's still largely useless garbage.
An auditor for the Ontario, Canada government found that AI agents tasked with turning doctor/patient conversations into structured notes routinely hallucinated false treatments, replaced drug names with entirely different drugs, and missed crucial information
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