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pip-pop bim-bam @danslimmon

leftist; SRE; incident response expert. Opinions expressed here are not necessarily those of anyone

Joined November 2008
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pip-pop bim-bam@danslimmon
8 Dec 2023
1. We have detected a database anomaly. Our engineers are investigating. 2. We have deployed a fix for the database anomaly and are monitoring the situation. 3. Service has returned to normal operation.
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love love love how bitchy these disney princesses look
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AIC: Arts of the Americas (Bot)@aic_americas
2 Nov 2024
Double-Spout Bridge Vessel in the form of a Double-Headed Serpent artic.edu/artworks/91455/
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Sridhar Ramesh@RadishHarmers
31 Oct 2024
Capitalism has left us all with little time for creative pursuits.
PCWorld
@pcworld
31 Oct 2024
Monkeys don’t have enough time to write Shakespeare, math confirms pcworld.com/article/2506974/… pcworld.com/article/2506974/…
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just realized that situations can have multiple facets… this changes everything
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permanent mood: this lady from the "Make your shirt explode!" scene in Castle in the Sky
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many such cases ("The Demolished Man" by Alfred Bester)
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Is it bad to break up with your significant other by means of a powerpoint presentation?
40% bad but okay
40% bad and not okay
10% okay
10% good
10 votes • Final results
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sam :)@samyyjami
16 Oct 2024
how I felt during the talking heads category on jeopardy
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me, desperately trying to remember the name of Guns N' Roses 3rd album
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This is what it's like every time i drink a sip of red bull
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Johnson, I need a report on how our site performs for the worst 1% of our users. I mean the REAL fuckups and scumbags #datadog
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unfortunate choice of words
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oh hell yeah, this my shit
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Howl's Stationary Castle Kiki's Junk Removal Service My Landlord Totoro #boringghiblifilms
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this rosh hashanah… experience the next thrilling chapter
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correct names for groups of birds: - a murder of crows - an aggravated assault of pigeons - a mugging of geese - a drunk and disorderly of seagulls
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my neighbor totoro is fucking lame
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Google Cloud Platform has introduced CloudFlux, a brand new AI-powered time travel service
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mmm, steamed hams
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LMAO if you're still rolling your joints without first inscribing the true name of God on the filter
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