Y’all pissed off the nuns. Sisters of Mercy get it. They are in the rain while our electeds hide. #HandsOffSTL @HawleyMO @Eric_Schmitt @AnnLWagner

Huge Hands Off rallies in Greenwich, Stamford and Westport. The people of this country will abide no kings.

Beyond parody

Himes: I know what was happening here. You just have to read Pete Hegseth’s typed text about ‘F-18s launching, accompanied by MQ-9s, weather good, Centcom says go.’ This is Pete Hegseth playing soldier. It’s just the testosterone rush he gets when he types ‘MQ-9s en route.’ This is his life now. He’s nowhere near qualified for the position he holds, so when he gets on a Signal chat with his buddies and says, ‘We’re a go. Centcom says all in. F-18s,’ it just makes him feel really, really good. Sadly, of course, it puts our people at risk.

Moskowitz: Rather than giving a long speech, I feel like I can just use this. So, that’s a fist, an American flag, fire. From now on, when we do things where we agree, I will just hold this up. Raskin: Would you explain the reference? Moskowitz: So this is like when we’re in a chat with friends about where we are dropping missiles Massie: I think you’re supposed to have the flexed arm instead of the fist Moskowitz: What signal chat are you in?

BREAKING: In a bizarre moment, the President of the United States expresses astonishment that his college age son can turn a laptop on after he turned it off, wondering "How'd you do that?" This is abnormal. A weekly cognitive test should be mandatory.

Karoline Leavitt says Corey Comperatore, who is dead, will be at Trump's speech tonight