Comedian SEE BELOW FOR TOUR TICKETS, ON SALE NOW!👇🏻 jade@dapperlaughs.co.uk

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Raw, real talk: A brave caller opens up on TalkSport —right there in the studio. Was a random caller while i was a guest on the Sports Bar. I'm on a mission to turn this into a regular show—a weekly space where men's emotions aren't buried, but celebrated as power. Reshaping vulnerability into strength! Your support could make it real: Show the execs the demand by smashing the RETWEETS if this resonates, COMMENT your story or a word of encouragement below, SHARE with every mate who needs this lifeline, and tag @talkSPORT to flood their feeds. Let's build this revolution together—one raw conversation at a time. Who's with me? #MenAndTheirEmotions #BreakTheStigma
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Wouldn’t it be nice to see Keir Starmer hold a press conference today telling people how they should behave when they come here instead of the one we’re going to get tomorrow telling us how to behave while people are trying to cut our heads off.
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Replying to @columeastwood
Remember people, trying to cut someone’s head off in the street isn’t the problem, complaining about it is.
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Apparently I’ve relapsed & I’m doing shows off my nut. I’m not letting anyone dictate how people perceive me anymore, especially when they’re trying to paint me as some kind of fraud and liar. If I relapse, you’ll know about it because I’ll tell you, I’ve got nothing to be ashamed about. I’ve been arguing with this guy in DM’s he admitted his friends just suggested to him I might be off my nut and if he’s wrong, he’s sorry, I gave him the opportunity to delete his tweet as I diddnt want to waste my day posting this but he won’t. Pure Clout Chasing.. The internet is filled full of people trying to just destroy others. I ain’t having it.
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Jaheeezzz It’s hot! Complete this sentence… “I’m sweating like a……”
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The MET Police Briefing Today Ahead Of The Unite the Kingdom March.
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The Government As Soon As They Introduce Digital ID! Resisting it is going to be hard, but your freedom depends on it!
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Come on Keir Starmer, today’s the day🤞🏻 Off you pop Prime Minister 👋
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Keir Starmer addressing the nation after being humiliated in the local elections.
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Relaxing day out with @dapperlaughs and Daryl Robinson, follow propersketchy for more 👍
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How the police in the UK appeal for witnesses.
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Geeza worked for Waitrose for 17 years, he stops a thief stuffing a bag full of fancy Lindt Easter eggs and they sack him. This Waitrose story isn’t just one supermarket being spineless, this is modern Britain in a nutshell.
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After the massive success of yesterday’s BBC report ‘British People Have Gone Too Far… Having Too Many Dogs’… Peter File went out to interview some of these inconsiderate K-9s!
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Why wasn’t you at the anti-hate, anti-far right, pro Iran, Green Party, LGBTQ & leather harnesses Zack Polanski march?
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You lot will probably think this is a bit sad, but I’m feeling pretty emotional about this, emotional and proud. 18 Year old me wouldn’t believe it, in fact 28 year old me in 2014 wouldn’t believe it either after just being cancelled. I’m stood here outside the Woking Theatre – my home theatre – staring up at this massive screen with my big daft face plastered all over it for the show this Thursday. It feels surreal, it’s been constant struggle and graft then all of a sudden im here. This is the exact same place where I rocked up at 18, alone, to watch Lee Evans live on stage, my idol, in my eyes the best to do it. Walked out buzzing, thinking right, that’s it, that’s what I wanna do – be a stand-up comedian for the rest of my life. I didn’t think about tours, money, fame, nothing, I just wanted to be funny enough to make an audience laugh. And now after all the mad ups and downs, the massive mistakes I made that nearly ended everything, the dark times where I thought I’d never get back on stage again… here I bloody am. Full 360 moment, proper full circle. Got me choked up if I’m honest. I’m just so proud of the broken version of me that found the strength to crack on. If I can say one thing, it’s never, ever give up on your dreams no matter what life throws at ya. Keep grafting. If you’re about Thursday come down for a laugh, would means the world to sell it out!
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Guy could you please help me make this post FLY by sharing it 🙏 This was Yesterday on @talkSPORT with the legend @RealRazor — had to drag him along cos I know NOTHING about football! 😂 This is all for something very real — the Men And Their Emotions (MATE) charity celebrity football match at Swindon Town’s County Ground on Sunday 3rd May 2026. We’re raising funds for men’s mental health in honour of local lad Steven Bailey, who tragically took his own life earlier last year. Proceeds going straight to our M.A.T.E charity — that massive online Facebook community of around 64,000 blokes where lads can talk anonymously, share what they’re going through, and get proper support and counselling. No judgement, just real help when you need it most. This means the world to me, we’ve lost too many good lads that were just lost, if we can get more talking and supporting each other, doing counciling it’s worth every kick of the ball. It’s gonna be a cracking family fun day out — celebs vs ex-pros, loads of laughs, and hopefully some decent footy (from the pros lol) This is who we’ve more or less confirmed already (still a few spots left, so if you’ve got ideas for people, tag ’em below and if anyone can help support the event, hit us up!): Celebs Danny Dyer, Olly Murs (just watching) , Cole Anderson, Mashtag, Tom Zanetti, Matt Lapinskas, Harrison Elliott, Joe Cordina, Ryan Garner, Gaz Beadle, Daryl Robinson, Sonny Green, MC Harvey… Ex-pros/Legends: Danny Simpson, Leroy Lita, Leon Britton, Derek Asamoah, Chris Dickson, Jamie O’Hara, Razor Ruddock, Martin Offiah, Courtney Massey, Kevin Betsy, Dean Morgan… And more to be announced soon! If you fancy watching me huff and puff trying to keep up with Danny Dyer and the rest of these boys while Razor probably just stands there laughing his head off, come down — tickets in my bio/link below. It’s gonna be epic, emotional, and a proper laugh. Get involved, support the cause, and let’s look out for each other. ❤️ Search: mate charity football match See you there 💚💪⚽ #MATECharity #MensMentalHealth #CelebrityFooty
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Heckler picks the worst moment for a "your mum" joke EVER. Happy Mothers Day.
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£40,000 as a deterrent 😂 If the home secretary was in charge of parking tickets 👇🏻
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Join me, a lifestyle influencer in Dubai while it’s under attack from Iran!
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Im gettting an interesting idear of what people are thinking politics wise on here today, lets try another one.... Whats everyone saying about the Green party then?
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