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darkØ @dark0oo

slightly unstable memecoin connoisseur and aspiring KOL hitman (if you ever rugged me you’re on my list)

Joined February 2018
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darkØ@dark0oo
Jun 12
“Uhhh… hello? Yes, I need to speak to the manager of the Department involved in RUGGING MY FUCKING LIFE, BITCH. WHY CAN NONE OF THE COINS I BUY GO UP IN PRICE YOU FUCKING CLOWN ASS MOTHERFUCKER” - a transcript of a phone call I had with the @Pumpfun team on June 6, 2026.
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How do I stop buying new pairs? Every time I tell myself not to, it just brainwashes me into “ape just a lil” and suddenly I’m -70% on the daily. Fml.
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This World Cup has actually started off really well. Atmosphere seems great and the games are fun. Bullish for my $WorldCup bag.
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If you sell for a 10x, you’re retarded. Always go for a 100x or more. What’s stopping you from holding? Don’t overthink it.
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Imagine placing a bet on Switzerland to win, only to then think Brazil was going to cover your loss 💀 Someone out there having massive heartburns. Sports betting is just different, man.
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I want to put $5 on a meme at 200M market cap and become a millionaire. I think it’s possible, right?
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darkØ@dark0oo
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I used my free Axiom prediction market bet ($20) on Switzerland-Qatar ending in a draw. Total payout: $120 Nothing ever happens in sports, right? RIGHT?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. I’m a fortune teller. Thanks for the free cash my @AxiomExchange niggas.
darkØ@dark0oo
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I used my free Axiom prediction market bet ($20) on Switzerland-Qatar ending in a draw. Total payout: $120 Nothing ever happens in sports, right? RIGHT?
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You guys are delusional if you don’t think Qatar will win this World Cup. They’re literally going to use this L as motivation to win the next games. That’s how sports work.
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Wow, good job swing trader fag. You made exactly $0.04 with that trade! Gotta take proOoOfits, amirite?
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I swear, half of these players look like they’re illegals. Is ICE sleeping or something? Hello? Turn on the TV,
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How shit are Qatar? Just hold the fucking ball. Might be the worst team of the tournament. They’d probably be rekt by Curaçao.
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Watching the Switzerland-Qatar game. It literally looks like a champions league with players on both sides bought from other countries. Only a few of them have ethnic ties to their national team. Fuck globalization.
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You guys faded my call at 50K? Currently 120K with an ATH of 150K. Early below 250K. Don’t fade $Arie The most viral sea lion in the world passed away. RIP to his family.
darkØ@dark0oo
Jun 13
Aped some $Arie. The most viral sea lion in the world just passed away. Fees are being sent to the aquarium. Currently 50K. Don’t fade. Ei8urJAZWpW9gEbSvFCBXnpii8C8HfxpHm47pdd7pump
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Aped some $Arie. The most viral sea lion in the world just passed away. Fees are being sent to the aquarium. Currently 50K. Don’t fade. Ei8urJAZWpW9gEbSvFCBXnpii8C8HfxpHm47pdd7pump
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Solana is so cooked. Coins now bond before they are launched. It’s so over.
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There’s a guy out there that doesn’t know about the existence of memecoins. - He’s never heard of the term. - Lives his life without the word in his vocabulary. - Watches grass grow. He lives his life … for what? Inner peace?
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Women are drawn to memecoin traders. Tell them you invested in $testicle and suddenly they think you’re a philanthropist donating funds to a testicle research charity. I’m no longer a virgin. $testicle saved my life, actually.
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“iT wAS a sELL tHe nEwS eVeNt 😂😂😂” Yes, I know my lil niggachu. Now watch $WorldCup climb back to ATH. Just because you can’t hold for 3 seconds, doesn’t mean someone is fazed by a 50% dip. I’ll grave dance on all grave dancers. Didn’t take my meds.
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Trump tweeting about the World Cup and USA playing their first game will be a nice lil first catalyst for $WorldCup to bounce. People will start fomoing in and voila, we’re back to ATH.
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