My new single with Rahib & Mila is out now! youtu.be/_jFMZw_gRWU

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"Bakcell"-in saytını kim dizayn edibsə, ona deyin ki, bir də dizayn etməsin.

30 years ago we were working on the very first #MortalKombat game. The game's software, had sections of code that it (theoretically) should never reach/execute. If it did, it incremented a counter that would log the ERROR. We also made a "Game Audits" screen where we could check this counter in arcades. To keep each log short, I wrote an assembler MACRO that would call all the necessary functions in one line of code. The macro was called ERMAC... short for Error Macro. Unfortunately or fortunately, we listed the number of ERMACS that occurred directly after the log/number of times players fought against REPTILE, who was a hidden fighter in the first Mortal Kombat. This (of course) made players speculate that ERMAC was another hidden character, like REPTILE. Soon rumors of ERMAC became stuff of legend with players insisting they fought against him. They didn't. :) In Mortal Kombat 2 we made REPTILE a playable fighter and added 3 new hidden fighters: Smoke, Jade and Noob Saibot. But some players were still looking for Ermac. For MK3 we decided to turn some of the myths into reality, starting with ANIMALITIES. Finally in Ultimate MK3 (running out of kolors) we finally added ERMAC as an actual (red ninja) fighter in the roster. Over the years he has made a number of appearances in MK games. Now he has a full story/history and is part of the MK lore. We never (as in ever) would have guessed this red ninja with a ridiculous name would end up such a big part of Mortal Kombat's history and still be kicking over 30 years later! But here we are, as he is about to join the roster of #MortalKombat1 Game play trailer THIS WEEK!

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Bu vaxt ishleyen veterinar taniyirsiniz?

AzParking bezdirdi.

Xaricdən zəng edirlər e, ki, hansısa proqrama qoşulmusunuz çox pul qazanmaq üçün - bunlar kimdi? Necə etmək olar ki hər dəfə fərqli nömrələrdən zəng etməsinlər?

What a game!!! @Naughty_Dog #Uncharted

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Whoever this is, I’m willing to buy this account from you for a whopping: $69,420,420.69 Please let me know, thanks

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Neche vaxtdir ureyi sixilan, ozune yer tapa bilmeyen adama nece komek elemek olar? Dini yoxsa elmi usul ile?

Kappadokiya üçün normal yerli tur şirkəti bilən var?

Fuck Mercury Retrograde.

Kapital Bank deyir ki, 150.000 ipoteka vermeyimiz uchun 2300 AZN resmi geliriniz (maash) olmalidir ;)

O qədər çox pulumuz olsun ki, Sabah Residence-dən ev ala bilək. Amin.

Mashin surmeyi oyretmek uchun bildiyiniz bosh yer/erazi var?

“I don’t know - love you or not”.

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