To be interred with a narwhal. You probably follow a parody account of mine and don't realize it. I will never forget Infinity Train.

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Let It Ride is currently FREE on YouTube. Criminally underrated 80s comedy starring Richard Dreyfuss.
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Who else agrees that AIPAC is a major problem and Politicians need to stop associating with them period?
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Just so we're clear Trump wasted billions of dollars on Iran Got nothing Then surrendered
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🚨🇱🇧 LIVE FOOTAGE: Israel murders a news reporter covering the destruction in Lebanon This is the most SHOCKING footage I ever saw.

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Correction: The journalist, Hadi Hoteit, survived the attack and was rescued by two local men who were able to get him to safety, despite Hoteit suffering shrapnel wounds to his chest and both legs. He has undergone surgery and is recovering. x.com/HadiHtt/status…
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I’m actually a child online safety expert and was one of the pioneers in this space with Club Penguin and so I feel uniquely positioned to critique this. The groomer problem is real but it’s also vastly overstated. The far larger issue we saw at Penguin was suicidality or reports of sexual abuse in the home. There is no solution for lazy/bad parenting. You can implement all the ID laws you want but if parents are going to just hand kids their phones unlocked, those kids will have access to all the same things the parents have unfettered. What I found is that these draconian safety laws actually make it harder to be an honest operator of kids apps because on one hand it’s so much legal risk and so much user friction that it simply becomes uninvestible as a business. Parents will just lie to let their kids use the unfettered internet. For example, I have a friend who works in mobile gaming who has two kids, one above and one below the age limit but separated by just 2 yrs, and the two wanted to play and chat together on Roblox - which is reasonable. To do this, he just verified that his younger kid is old enough for the chat feature when he’s not. This happens all the time and will happen with these laws to. How far do we want to go with this? Scan the face of the user in real-time to make sure it’s not a kid using the device? We could do that but it feels like a massive unwanted intrusion of privacy. That’s how you know this law isn’t about kids. COPPA and GDPR-K and so forth already make it illegal to allow chat and other grooming vectors to kids. What’s really being done here is trying to eliminate online anonymity. And this is a far bigger issue that goes to core speech rights because if you cannot criticize the govt anonymously and if wrong speech is a crime then it becomes easy to identify all the detractors of the govt in power, and ban, fine or jail them for speech crimes. Starmer has already been doing this and he wants to do it at a much bigger scale. Starmer won’t even acknowledge the problem of actual grooming gangs in Britain’s neighborhoods but he’s worried about online grooming? No he’s not, and this hypocrisy gives away the game. What he wants is to kill online anonymity so he can enforce censorship of his unpopular policies. No politician should have this power.
My first instinct was to support the UK’s social media ban for under 16s. Protecting children from grooming, exploitation and harmful content seems like common sense. But I’m seeing a lot of opposition to it, so I’m genuinely curious as to why? One thing making me second guess is that platforms like bluesky are exempt, while at the same time there’s a push to let 16 year olds vote. To me that looks less like child protection and more like controlling where young people get their information. Interested to hear other perspectives.
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When the public is surging in vitamin overdoes, you know you've failed as a Health and Human Services secretary. VITAMIN OVERDOSES.
Vitamin A overdoses in children increased 38.7% in 2025 after RFK Jr. repeatedly claimed that Vitamin A could treat measles.
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"My Bo is Jangles My Dorothea is Dix My Petey is Pablo My Canes in Six" 📹 joelbrownabc11/IG 🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥 #StanleyCup
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Absolute Cinema 🔥 Trump: "We need $2 billion a day to reopen the Strait of Hormuz" US Senator: "But it was already open before the war? So what was the point of whole war?" This will remain EPIC 🔥
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A deeply sick society.
After passing two death penalty laws in six weeks, Israel is investing hundreds of millions of dollars to try to execute Palestinians on live TV. Unanimous support for the laws shows that Israeli society can unite around “death to Palestinians.” mondoweiss.net/2026/06/the-p…
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The USA is the only country in the world who can treat its guests like dirt and still host an international sports tournament. This should be the last World Cup they ever get.
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Alright guys, now let’s all pretend to be shocked
Tomorrow we‘re going to ask why “ESP” and not “SPA” too or?
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Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae… Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?
They're literally dumping hydrogen peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning... 😳
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Everyone felt sad for the penguin walking alone and the monkey rejected by his mother. But this video is far more heartbreaking, yet it didn’t receive the same attention.
This is what childhood looks like in Gaza.
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Tyler Bindon's appearance for New Zealand on Monday meant he and his mother Jenny became the first mother-son pair to both appear at a World Cup ❤️ Bindon Sr. played at the 2007 and 2011 Women's World Cups 🇳🇿
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They want you to believe the $1.8 BILLION slush fund is dead. And they really want your focus there. So you don't notice the other side of the settlement—immunity for the Trump family from ever being audited or investigated by the IRS again. This is how you rig a tax code.
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One thing they don't tell you about the “push a button for a million dollars but someone you don't know dıės” hypothetical is that literally every billionaire is effectively pressing that button as much as they can all the time just because that's how exploitation works
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Our stadium was bombed to rubble
My respect to Iran man 🇮🇷 Iran players haven't played club football since February, political tensions at home, uncertainty about participation but they showed up and player like true warriors 🫡👏🔥
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Republicans have controlled every branch of Ohio government for over 15 years
Over one-third of Ohio households could not afford basic expenses in 2024, a new report found. nbc4i.co/4fMyl3e?utm_medium=…
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🚨🗣️New: Luis Suárez reacts to Uruguay’s arrival in the United States for the World Cup, where the squad faced sniffer dogs and rigorous security checks: “I’ve been in football a long time, and I’ve seen tournaments all over the world. But what we’re witnessing here with the USA hosting this World Cup is deeply concerning. Take the Uruguay team arriving — world-class players like Manuel Ugarte, standing there with arms folded, looking utterly bewildered as sniffer dogs go through their bags like they’re common criminals. That image says it all. These are ambassadors of the game, not suspects at the border. This isn’t hospitality; it’s humiliation dressed up as security. You’ve got a Somali referee, one of Africa’s best, denied entry despite a valid visa — a man who dreamed of officiating at the pinnacle of his career, turned away at the airport. African and South American delegations facing extra screenings, visa chaos for fans and officials from qualified nations. This is the ‘land of the free’ rolling out the red carpet? It feels more like a fortress with razor wire. The beautiful game deserves better than being turned into a political football or a paranoid checkpoint. FIFA chased the dollars — and there are billions to be made, no doubt — but they’ve sold the soul of the tournament to a host that treats global football stars and supporters like potential threats. Meanwhile, American taxpayers and host cities are left holding a bill running into hundreds of millions for security and logistics that FIFA largely pockets. Football has always been about unity, passion, and bringing people together across borders. Right now, under this hosting, it’s being strangled by suspicion and overreach. The world is watching these scenes and cringing. If this continues, it risks leaving a bitter taste that lingers far longer than any on-pitch glory. We needed a celebration of the game — not a showcase of division. Something has to change.”
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