Engineer| 💯Christian|comedy|Minions|jokes & memes |Music|Social media| My tweets, retweets, likes & comments does not mean endorsements.| 🇿🇦 | IG: @dash9sm
Joined October 2014
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22 Oct 2018
I paid USD140 for a single☝ night at Rainbow Hotel and you expect me not to urinate on the bed??
Stop✋ playing games with me.
🚶Im just saying😜
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Citizen_Male🇿🇼 retweeted
14 Nov 2018
#twimbos🇿🇼 it's a Wednesday & time 4 the #ZimFollowTrain🚄 to take off.
1⃣Comment IFB
2⃣Like & Retweet This
3⃣Follow Every1 Who Comments
4⃣Follow Back Every1 Who Followed U
5⃣NO FOLLOWING THEN UNFOLLOWING
Gain more Zim🇿🇼 Followers
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Citizen_Male🇿🇼 retweeted
14 Nov 2018
Ifb. Pending follow backs hit like !😊
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Citizen_Male🇿🇼 retweeted
14 Nov 2018
If we are dating and your family likes me😍, if we break up we gonna become siblings. I can't loose a good family because of your stubbornness😒
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Citizen_Male🇿🇼 retweeted
14 Nov 2018
That moment when one of your grandmother's chicken go missing😢..jiki jiki you see your neighbour holding a box of KFC😨
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Citizen_Male🇿🇼 retweeted
14 Nov 2018
I was so horny🥒🕺 until I saw a price of pampers and milk..Now I'm 100% good .👍👍👍👍👍👍
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Citizen_Male🇿🇼 retweeted
14 Nov 2018
Hanzi kana musikana aroorwa anofanira kurasa line raaishandisa..What's your take?
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Citizen_Male🇿🇼 retweeted
14 Nov 2018
Kana uchida kumbonakirwa nekutambisa nguva, nemabundles ako, enda paprofile ya @dash9sm, pane paakanyora kuti "IG:@dash9sm". Baya ipapo kusvika. Kana ikasaenda kuinstagram ramba uchibaya uone. You've never opened as many tabs YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!
Kana usina kunzwisisa QUIT TWITTER😉
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Citizen_Male🇿🇼 retweeted
14 Nov 2018
Ndikutsvagawo Team randisina kupa Follow back!
Please hit like ndikuvonewo👀....
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Citizen_Male🇿🇼 retweeted
13 Nov 2018
That awkward moment when your boyfriend is putting on a condom and you are just laying there like a roasted chicken.
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Citizen_Male🇿🇼 retweeted
13 Nov 2018
Get married to a man who is older
than you, so that by the time you start losing your beauty ,he'll also be losing his eyesight .....
Are we together ladies ?
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Citizen_Male🇿🇼 retweeted
13 Nov 2018
Forget about Keeping Up With The Kardashians, here in Zim we had our own celebrity family, the Mutemas. VaMutema, amai Mutema, Taurai na Tarisa hapana asingavazive.
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