nd & nb autist artist
Joined August 2016
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15 Feb 2025
egg shortage? not in tristate smash!
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Jun 14
think the worst archetype of online pop sociologist is the ‘people expert,’ the person who has everyone figured out, reduces everything and everyone to merely caricatures devoid of interiority or multi-dimensionality, the red-flag spotter. you cannot get one over them as they will almost certainly foresee it (and spot them for their friends and internet strangers as well). some of the most rigidly incurious people imaginable!
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Jun 14
long live the people’s republic of mamdanistan
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Jun 11
If you ever have to announce that you’re retiring from competitive ult, you are not actually retiring from competitive ult
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Jun 11
MY MAYOR MUSLIM
MY BAGELS JEWISH
MY JUNE IS PRIDE
KNICKS IN FIVE
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Jun 11
knicks just gotta cut it to 15 next quarter, it’s still possible
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Not to harp on it but its really funny to hear some people argue “hey it was a mixed reaction, it wasn’t all boos” and then you click on this and it’s just the deepest, from the gut, loudest boos you’ve ever heard. Like just objectively the most negative response from the crowd.
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There are photos in my phone that erode my trust and loosen my tether, I call them the mood destructors and they serve no purpose other than to shoot shrapnel directly into my brain upon contact
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Jun 2
Nobody tells you exclusion wounds make you unintentionally callous toward others’ positive feelings about you since you’ve never learned to believe on an intuitive level that a person might actually be hurt by your absence or lack of affection. Example: ghosting like it’s nothing
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Jun 1
Happy Pride month to the whole LGBTQNJ rainbow!
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May 29
I lack the requisite wisdom to communicate to my friends and acquaintances that my self-isolation compulsion has been growing progressively worse, but that I want them to stick around anyway, but I also know it’s unfair to expect that of them if I’m hurting their feelings
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May 26
Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.
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would it be crazy to say that the way people view morality on twitter is genuinely causing people nowadays to develop moral OCD or am i onto nothing
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The opposite of Doom Scrolling is Hope Watching which is slowly looking around in a beautiful meadow
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22 Aug 2025
Decided to take a few minutes to save myself a few hours. No more sitting in the car holding up orders so that I can write out the same text 30 times a day.
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May 22
I have come to the conclusion that all societal stability is predicated on the existence of a “default job” for people who aren’t really passionate about their job out of high school and if there is no default job the entire country enters mass psychosis and kills itself
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