Gadget-type operator & cat enthusiast. North Melbourne AFLW & AFLM member. ADHD & Autism. He/Him. Opinions are my own.
Joined December 2012
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17 Sep 2025
Logging in for the first time in a year to tell you all that I know who's going to win the AFLM grand final this year. It came to me last night in a dream. The 2025 premiers will be...
Port Adelaide.
...bit of a longshot but I'm going to look fucking brilliant when it happens.
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17 Jun 2024
Apologies to anyone who had to deal with the inconvenience of me being late with tips (mostly Max). Had some big lifestyle changes this year that dropped them off my radar at times - all positive changes though, I'm good and I'm happy 😁 hopefully won't be an issue again.
29 May 2024
@databyjosh No tip received for impending game(s):
2024 R12: Port Adelaide v Carlton @ Adelaide Oval (2024-05-30 19:30:00)
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22 Mar 2024
Spotted at the Salvo's. Someone out there not happy with an 0-3 start
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27 Nov 2023
Maybe 2024 needs to be the year Jas Garner stops beating up every umpire's dog and mother during the preseason. We gave it a try but that tactic just isn't working out
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24 Oct 2023
More guaranteed incorrect prophecy, from last night's dreams:
Brisbane trade for pick 1 at the last minute & draft Harley Reid.
Interviewed on stage, Reid puts on a bad Russian accent & claims he's never been to Australia or heard of Brisbane, & doesn't know what a Lion is.
27 Apr 2023
Two pieces of info for those with an interest in AFL futures:
1) I recently had a dream that Geelong would win this year's grand final, defeating Brisbane by a significant margin, and
2) I have a 0% strike rate on predicting future AFL events in my dreams
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24 Oct 2023
Brisbane secure the trade by bundling up Ally Anderson, Tara Bohanna & Kellie Gibson with some draft picks to bolster West Coast's AFLW list.
Astute observers will notice that in addition to the fact trades don't work that way, only 1 of those 3 even plays for Brisbane.
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12 Oct 2023
Good to know how to solve the all too frequent problem of having pick 4 but not really needing it
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12 Oct 2023
(also, bit of a stretch to say a pick that would have been used to match a bid "wasn't going to be used")
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2 Oct 2023
Genuinely feel the world needs a classic @croucherJD long read on the Pies winning the flag
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2 Oct 2023
Well done to all those mentioned on bloody good seasons. Keep top spot warm for me I'm coming for it next year 😉
30 Sep 2023
It’s official:
🏆 Overall champion: @EloPredicts (156 tips)
🏆 Bits champion: @AflGlicko (35.76 bits)
🏆 MAE champion: @AflGlicko (24.91)
Runners-up:
Overall: @thecruncherau (154 tips)
Bits: @MatterOfStats (33.24)
MAE: @MatterOfStats (25.09)
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30 Sep 2023
The big list management lesson out of this is if you want to build a premiership team just get three All Australian calibre players in as Father-Sons. It's not that hard, jeez
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30 Sep 2023
Tweet would make more sense if I still had my surname on my profile
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30 Sep 2023
No one deserved to lose that one. Bravo to both teams & congrats Collingwood
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