I already had 5 different bandaids on me from various mishaps the last week but then I accidentally turned too tight on my motorbike & now I have 3 more big ones ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Danced around as the sunset fell into my apartment to the beach boysโ endless summer because I have free will & Iโm never gonna die & Iโm never gonna grow old
Gosh sometimes when I go out & I sit & I see all the people I think to myself โo wonder! How many goodly creatures there are here! How beauteous mankind is!โ & just want to cry
Rosie O'Donnell says, "For the first time in 15 years, there were paparazzi waiting for me at the airport" when she landed in NYC for the #Tonys: "They wanted to see my facelift."
i appreciate some americans growing desire for building code changes that could lead to more pleasant apartment buildings but we should keep in mind when looking at European buildings and going โoh how lovelyโ โ the ADA is one of like three uniquely decent things America ever did
๐จ BREAKING: Four Palestine Action activists have been jailed for a total of 22 years for causing ยฃ1.2m worth of damage and fracturing a police woman's spine at an Israeli weapons factory
Certified gabber boy on the radio, we at 12 minutes for this break. Heโs giving his whole life update, heโs telling us what he had for breakfast Monday
Itโs really important to me that my housekeepers see me as a good person which means I clean my house before they come over because having a witnessed dirty house is a moral failure