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Al Woker @davehelem

Television writer. Stand-Up comedian. Former Kanye apologist.

Joined October 2010
  • Tweets 49,517
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Costco said, "Hold my $1. 50 Hotdog and Soda."
eliz
@eliza___v
Jun 11
whoever normalized $120 hoodies & $80 sweatpants needs to be stopped
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D0N C00LI0@D0NC00LI0
Jun 11
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MusChampion
@Less_HumbleTeej
Jun 11
A black Mexican scored the first goal of the World Cup
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I'm funny. And honest. And this going to be a good ass show. Chicago, see you at @ZaniesChicago on June 28th. Ticket link: chicago.zanies.com/show/dave…
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Francisco A. Salazar
@FSalazarBoxing
Jun 11
Hope you got their reactions when the Knicks came back from a 29-point deficit to win Game 3 .. #Knicks #NBAFinals #KnicksNation #NBA
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@FadeAwayMedia
Jun 11
ALL OF THE CELEBRITIES COURT SIDE ARE DEVASTATED THAT THE KNICKS ARE GETTING BLOWN OUT 😭 #AlwaysKnicks
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Jason Goff@Jason1Goff
Jun 7
See ya on the other side, big fella. 🙏🏾

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IG: Mickey.Factz
@MickeyFactz
Jun 6
Deadinthemiddleofsanantoniolittledidweknowthatweriddledthemlittlemenwhodidntdodiddly
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Suavé Don't Play@suave_dont_play
Jun 4
The Knicks got Slender Man in jail right now
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Galway Bay Dive Chicago@BayChicago
May 29
Replying to @davehelem @DivesOfChi
Hell yeah !
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Boobe@whoisniz
May 27
Jared McCain is saving our season rn

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G’damn!
NBA 2K26 News&Intel
@2KIntel
May 21
Who remembers when 2K showed your park record before games
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Doctor Sunshine@doc_sunshineMD
May 20
Does anyone else feel like this loss is on the Cavs coaching staff? We’re talking ZERO adjustments during the Knicks comeback run. Why would you let Harden get repeatedly burned by Brunson over and over? Took waaaay too long to sub in Strus. So odd. #AlwaysKnicks #Letemknow
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Bus, the Art Guy🍊@BillionBus
May 15
Once you realize Drake & Kendrick aren’t meant to scratch the same itch, musically.. cool shit happens.
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Me realizing there are no NBA playoff games tonight:

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Mel C@realj1980
May 10
Replying to @LakeShowYo
Man yall stop with the refs at this point. Every lakers shot is a tough shot and every okc shot are easy shots. Man yall delusional frfr. Lakers ain’t going to last playing one on one and if they are they got to shoot at a high clip. 🤷‍♂️
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Silky Johnson@Thee_Aviator
May 8
Saying yall don’t wanna see OKC flopping while they’re playing marcus smart is pure comedy
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JDL
@abiclighter
May 8
Lakers ML 🔒 These white boys can shoot that thang
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This is the Boyz N Da Hood Sequel where Ricky lived but developed a serious gambling addiction while at USC.
Hologram H@wmsmediaonx
May 3
Still one of the wildest starts to a movie I’ve ever seen..
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What it's like tweeting to people without a premium account. And before I sent my last tweet, X had the nerve to ask if I wanted to switch to premium to get more people to see the tweet. That's the most gangster shit I've experienced in a long ass time.

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Happy Mental Health Awareness Month! Join me this Sat at 8 a.m. at the Curtis Tucker Health Center in Inglewood. We are kicking off our "Unstoppable Season" with our "Move" event with Issa Rae and Spencer Paysinger. (Continued)
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We will have a candid conversation about how fitness and movement directly affect our mental health. After that, join us for "LIVE UNSTOPPABLE", a 1.5 mile run/walk at your own pace. (CONTINUED)
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The event is FREE. We will be giving all types of cool stuff for those who show up. RSVP HERE: healthmatters.clinic/takeact…
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