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List of links to irritate the algorithm: Weekly Diagram Club newsletter (free): diagramclub.substack.com Household Problems: householdproblems.com Shop: davewalkershop.com Cartoon website / portfolio: davewalker.com/diagrams/ Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/davewalker.…
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Some news. I’m stepping down from drawing cartoons for the @ChurchTimes. It’s been a privilege to do so for 21 years, and they’ve been brilliant, but it’s time. I’ve written more about this in my newsletter open.substack.com/pub/diagra… (Subscribe there if you’d like to keep in touch)
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It's the UK local elections this Thursday, 7 May. Please vote if you can.
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Original cartoon published by Church Times. This version from my newsletter, diagramclub.substack.com

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Come on @HotpointUK @IndesitUK - you need to do the right thing here, and replace the machine. You clearly failed to fix it when it was in warranty.
Extraordinary result from @HotpointUK @IndesitUK. Our washer/tumbler broke four times after we bought it in December 2024. We've now been told there is nothing we can do as the one-year warranty has expired. It broke four times in that period and nothing the repairs did worked!
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Why left-leaning people don’t stay on Twitter. Posted a cartoon yesterday. Engagement here 3% of Instagram, Bluesky, Facebook (v approx figures, but it’s that kind of level). The algorithm here doesn’t want to show you my work, for whatever reason.
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The enemy - how they travel
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A thought for churchy people saying: 'Why are churches deserting X?' There's more UK users on Youtube, Linkedin, Instagram, Facebook, Reddit, TikTok than on X. Why aren't you there*? [*Reply (imagined). "We are there Dave, you idiot".]
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NEW: Glasgow City Council has just approved a massive AI-generated mural to be painted in the city centre. The illustration of Scottish elements inexplicably contains a bald eagle. The planner says those upset about it are "keyboard warriors" who should "calm down"
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Hello world. I’m restarting this little project, aka my guide to cycling on a budget / budgetcycling.uk . Unless there’s huge interest here it will be on Bluesky and Instagram, I think, but let me know. Dave (@davewalker)
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Never been less qualified to gatecrash the #clergymaltclub hashtag, but… seems a shame to break the tradition in year 10, so here we are. 0% these days. Hello everyone.
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News! A new book. Household Problems: Domestic Incompetence in Diagrams. It’s a collection of more than 44 cartoons, as seen in my Diagram Club newsletter. First go at self-publishing. A bit late in the year? Yes, but still available for Christmas delivery. Link below.
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Far too early to be talking about Christmas jumpers, I realise, but for those planning ahead: Cycling Santa Christmas jumpers and t-shirts davewalkershop.com/christmas…
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This week’s newsletter (Diagram Club #060): - Bicycle / tea drawing - Halloween feature (of sorts) - Paving slabs (various problems) - (Paid only) What I’ve been doing this week
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A drawing, with title ‘Economic growth’. Summary, of sorts: I’m of the opinion that the spotlight needs to be shone on the richest in our society when we’re attempting to solve our problems.
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From my newsletter: diagramclub.substack.com

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For more on this, I recommend @KateRaworth ‘s work.
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Possibly incoherent rantings, but anyway: paragraph break for my newsletter that turned into a diagram: The new even- thinner mobile phone.
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My letter in today’s Times.
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