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7 Jan 2023
can y’all watch her while i go smoke
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Jun 7
harris [put that]dickin[me]son
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Jun 5
got no change sorry brotha
TONIGHT: Malcolm Todd performs a medley of “Earrings” and “I Saw Your Face”! #FallonTonight
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Jun 3
i almost fell to my knees thinking this was an engagement announcement
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Jun 2
now… FUCK!
Jun 2
‘HALF MAN’ stars Mitchell Robertson, Jamie Bell, Richard Gadd and Stuart Campbell at the Gotham TV Awards
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May 31
marty supreme got dethroned in less than a year ouch!
May 30
Kane Parsons’ ‘BACKROOMS’ is officially the best opening ever for A24 at the domestic box office.
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May 28
someone used my credit card to take a $30 autism test
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May 22
i know the hot one is nice as hell
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Apr 27
incredible freudian slip
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Apr 27
“there’s no freudian slip”
when you unintentionally reveal the belief you’re trying to argue against, it’s pretty damn freudian!
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Apr 15
oh so he’s broke broke…
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Apr 11
sorry he could uptown funk my ass
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Apr 10
ellen degenerous if she were brunette, wore pimple patches, and respected her coworkers
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Apr 9
“dracula remix challenge” there really is a whole other world out there
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Apr 8
yeah can’t talk right now got important business to attend to
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