I just wanna make a muppets movie, man
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Dax Matlock retweeted
25 Sep 2024
The average young person feels very similar to how Chappell Roan does about the election so I would be very careful with how y'all decide to respond to her very valid perspective. Have a good day!
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Dax Matlock retweeted
11 Sep 2024
taylor swift heard people were eating cats & she stood tf up
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18 Jul 2024
Sorry - canโt come to work today - had another Biden Brownout
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29 Jun 2024
Iโve never forgiven the DNC for this
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29 Jun 2024
So how do we get the next presidential debate to be just them micโd up over the course of 18 holes
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16 Jun 2024
Is there a definitive Peter Pan film or are there just a gaggle of Peter Pen?
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7 Jun 2024
Why do we let fast food places put teenagers in the sun all day - and then make em stand out in a sketchy parking lot all night - just to take our orders?
Shouldnโt we be building more locations to serve lines formed from regional demand?
Isnโt this what AI should be used for?
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4 May 2024
After La Chimera and Challengers, I want to see Josh OโConnor in everything
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25 Apr 2024
My dad has a lot of nerve putting me on a plane to Nashville on my 27th birthday
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25 Apr 2024
Our vice principal went on the morning announcements and compared the exploitation on this app to the holocaust - he cried - wild times
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Dax Matlock retweeted
25 Apr 2024
iโm an amc stubs a-list member
24 Apr 2024
If youโre 25 and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
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Dax Matlock retweeted
26 Dec 2023
Do NOT look up your name on the Unsent Messages Project if youโre a hopeless romantic your entire month with be RUINED
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19 Nov 2023
Got a notification with this tweet as I was packing my switch for thanksgiving
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