Cold emails are dead. Cake converts at 40%. | Founder @fdotinc Canopy
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Mar 18
Last month we invoiced $10k in cakes
This month we’re invoicing almost $100k beacuse coldcaking blew up.
cold emailing and cold calling is officially cooked and baked.🎂👨🍳
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Introducing: Our users @superset_sh
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When people write «i’d love to», i get an unexplainable feeling of hate.
Is this relatable?
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Cold email rn:
May 7
Chert (@Cherthq) is building the infrastructure for teams to send, receive, and automate conversations over iMessage using APIs.
They’re already working with B2C startups, customer experience teams, and sales teams to reach end users through trusted and conversational messaging.
Congrats on the launch, @GaryGao891219 & @ianyfong!
ycombinator.com/launches/QGN…
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Just send him a cake its not that hard..
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Claude Cowork wastes your time.
@charles_maddock hijacked my pc and downloaded strawberrybrowser.com today.
So we did a test. (I've passionately maxed out Max Cowork all of 2026)
"Make a database of all VCs in SF and their company address so our users can coldcake them".
Cowork: returns 109 VCs, 30% of them with questionable addresses, overlooking any website with a captcha.
Strawberry: 400 VCS, bypassing every captcha, 10% incorrect.
Strawberry-coldcakes coming to SF and Stockholm soon.
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Apr 30
If you can get me a list of all Sillicon Valley VCs and their respective addresses, i will send you a cake.
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Apr 22
In november I hosted a Founder dinner and there was a literal Llamacorn.
I just landed in Oslo, and we’re running it back. 10 sundays, 10 founders, 1 dinner, 1 (or more) mythical animals.
I’m also using this post to leverage @sophianabilg into saying yes to having a llama at next weeks @Lovable event in Oslo we’re hosting together.
Comment “Llamacorn” and Sophia will send you a invitation for next week if theres space. 🎸🦄
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Apr 21
This guy was coldcaking before i invented it
Apr 20
I’ve closed deals with cakes. Good idea William 👍 daymaker will go big
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Apr 20
This guy is a marketing genius
Apr 20
today i turn 29 🎉
today is also 4/20
so i'm dropping a new song.
it's called... White Mirror
enjoy!
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Apr 17
. @VirioAI is literally printing rn. They just do what it takes.
@jjeremyro this calendar is inhumane wtf
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Apr 17
Slept in the office the last 3 days. Seriously too much inbound to handle. Stop buying cake!
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Apr 16
AI is a bubble.
I help you get customers by sending a cake with a QR code on it and i’m on national tv.
Attention is all you need, forget about everything else
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