I teach databases some manners and train them to better serve their owners. I tweet my weird ideas here in an effort to avoid blurting them out in meetings.
Joined October 2008
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22 May 2024
Being useful in the kitchen gave Detectives Turner and Huller the deep cover they needed to work their hottest case in a new novel by @paprbckparadise (75¢ USA $1.25 CAN)
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22 May 2024
“The perp took a swing at Turner’s wide stainless steel head, but the detective’s sharp reflexes and overseas training comfortably handled the attack.”
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18 May 2024
@db2nightshow - The relaunch of the Db2Night show is next Friday May 24, 2024 at 10:00 AM CDT. Join us for "The DB2Night Show Episode #257: All about IDUG"
Register at attendee.gotowebinar.com/reg…
@IDUGDb2 #DB2
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Fred Sobotka retweeted
30 Nov 2016
Crushed candy canes are great as a Christmas topping if you can't find any bits of shattered windshield in your neighborhood.
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24 Nov 2023
For around seven seconds, this shooter was earning over $257K an hour
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28 Oct 2023
Find out what's inside a modern IBM mainframe and why they still exist!
youtu.be/ouAG4vXFORc
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13 May 2023
Is that enough cream? I honestly don’t know
13 May 2023
308 cases of Buffalo Trace Bourbon Cream is in stock at NCABC (abc.nc.gov/StoresBoards/Stoc…). #whiskey #bourbonsearcher
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28 Apr 2023
I had a tiny freak out this afternoon because the icon for Google Authenticator changed.
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26 Feb 2023
Now Playing! Dirty (Clean) - Tank
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25 Feb 2023
Where do we go?
Where do we go now?
Where do we go?
DOWNTOWN!
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11 Feb 2023
Three days ago a massive, long-running botnet suddenly stopped tweeting Amazon affiliate links, and I wonder how long it’ll take for its operators to adapt and get the spam flowing again.
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11 Feb 2023
Google was too useful to survive, so I’ll blog it here: Perfect Forward Secrecy is not fully supported for bidirectional traffic on @Azure’s route-based site-to-site S2S VPN. You won’t be stopped or even warned if PFS is enabled, but the connection will run in ResponderOnly mode
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11 Feb 2023
An Azure route-based S2S VPN that improperly uses PFS can encounter seemingly intermittent outages as IPSec tunnels time out from inactivity. The only on-premises subnets that can be reached are those that regularly initiate traffic to Azure x.com/jefutte/status/6574676…
23 Oct 2015
@AzureSupport IPSec tunnel disconnects after a while without traffic, when PFS is enabled, currently testing without PFS, seems to be ok
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11 Feb 2023
To determine whether your Azure VPN connection is currently using PFS, you need to download its security associations which show the actual IKEv2 policies it has negotiated with the on-premises device. Unlike other config info, the QuickModeSAs aren’t shown on the Azure web pages
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