Diet Coke addict. Beer Lover. Wannabe Chef. Iowa Hawkeyes Football. Amateur Fitness Geek. Fantasy Football student. Ft. Madison raised, WIU grad.
Joined February 2011
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Went to a Pride event at a brewery yesterday, which led to going to Bdubs to watch the Stanley Cup, when then turned into staying to watch the UFC and now I’m starting my workweek tired and slightly hungover. 🤦♀️
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Can we wrap this fight up. Some of us work on Monday mornings.
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Jun 11
I swear Google Maps is like “yeah this looks like your car can go this way” and next thing you know you’re driving on something that might resemble a road.
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Sure did!
I never understood why they built this next to the prison though.
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Since the traps I already bought don’t seem to be working I stopped at the Farm King (not sure how it’s still open) to buy the only traps my grandma trusted. Fuck them mice.
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Showed up at my brother’s house with brats, hot dogs and sides and said “hint, hint!” 😂.
Then took him to Menards to buy him another window air conditioner since the central air is out in his new place and I’m not trying to commit murder this weekend.
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I am 46 damn years old. I’m going to ask questions and need answers to get me out of my bed and house at 1am.
Jun 4
SERIOUS QUESTION: If your sibling called you at 1am and said “don’t ask questions, just come” Are you really showing up ??
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Everything came out fine and I can go back to my regular annual mammograms at my local clinic again!
Get a little chunk of flesh cut out of my boob they make it seem like I had something major with orders to not go to the gym, lift anything heavy or shower for 24 hours.
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Get a little chunk of flesh cut out of my boob they make it seem like I had something major with orders to not go to the gym, lift anything heavy or shower for 24 hours.
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May 31
Surly got his summer cut yesterday and the groomer completely shaved his tail. This is the first time it’s been like this in his 12 years and it looks too funny to me since it’s usually a “lions tail” He can’t fan his butt anymore.
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May 30
Why yes, I used $2 foundation over expensive moisturizer and primers. It’s called balance and that Korean makeup is amazing. 🤷♀️
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May 27
The minute I can’t get back into my room is when I’m ready to go home.
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May 27
Was planning on a little pool time before my flight but considering the high is 79, that might not be happening. 😭
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May 27
Slots is the AM has been the best for me this trip. All I had left this morning was a $50 TITO, played for over an hour and now have $100. Not too shabby. 🤷♀️. Better than having to visit the ATM.
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May 27
New at The Vanderpump. I forgot to take a picture when I walked through later with it roped off and a large flower arrangement on the back.
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