A day off, out in Oxford

Good news. Dunk starts for England tonight

Why do hospitals give everyone the same appointment time?

Merry Christmas everyone

Just heard the Home Secretary stand up in Parliament and declare that "the British people support the Rwanda plan". I'm sick of these guys telling me what I support. I do not support the "Rwanda plan". If you don't either, please retweet.

A rare day off! What to do? Into Oxford, I think

Diabetic eye screening this morning. Not looking forward to it

Just an absolutely brilliant result for the Seagulls at the theatre of dreams. We dream of playing there every season

Pool view in Tenerife. Way to relax

I thought all vehicles in and out of prisons were supposed to be checked thoroughly, in and out! Especially underneath

Brilliant news that @JeffStelling is joining @talkSPORT in December

So everyone is up in arms about a woman getting arrested for not showing a bus ticket when asked. It's a simple request. She actually had a ticket, so what's the issue about showing it?

School holidays will soon be here. That will make my job so much easier for 6 weeks.

Another stabbing by a pupil at a school. When are our kids going to learn that it's not a good idea to carry knives. It's not big or clever. Horrible to think that our schools will need security arches on their entrances.

TODAY Tory @JohnnyMercerUK has been TOTALLY SILENT on this ⬇️ His wife’s c£45,000 salary, 200% pay rise since 2015 paid by taxpayers Vs Military pay freeze since 2011 other than 3 yrs @ 2% increase He says military using foodbanks is a matter of their “budgeting“ Wow RT

Rishi Sunak has claimed that voters are fine with him spending £50,000 a day on this ridiculously large private jet. If you aren’t fine, RT and tell him to spend his own £720,000,000. Where is his pay restraint? Also like if you want him to f** off.

Excellent service today, from @TUIUK . Very quick check in at Gatwick, and great flight to Tenerife

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