0.7 handicap (180 ball speed), ‘23 Bloomberg Terminal march madness runner up, ACC Conference Stan, Stewart Hagestad hate account
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Just bought a TV off Facebook marketplace and logged into YouTube. Chat- do I ask to grab beers with this guy??
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The Confederate States Army would have rolled any contemporary European army like a barrel.
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Premier conference in college athletics. #ACChieveGreatness
Jan 9
The ACC is tied for the national lead at 9-4 in the postseason, including 4-0 against the SEC.
And we're not done yet 🙌
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Jan 9
He's a broken man. That game broke him.
The SEC was only dominate because we illegally paid players. Now that the playing field is even, it's evident the B1G is the best football conference in the country.
Ratio me into oblivion I don’t even care anymore.
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23 Dec 2025
They really don’t make bangers like these anymore
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20 Dec 2025
SEC has been gaslighting the world into thinking they’re the premium conference for too long #ACC #ACChieveGreatness
20 Dec 2025
Not the ending we wanted. Thank you 12th Man for your unwavering support during this historic season.
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4 Dec 2025
Chance Mallory. Buy Stock Now.
4 Dec 2025
Virginia goes to Austin and dominates Texas from tip to finish. Cavaliers with a convincing 19-point win. As surprising of a final result as we’ve seen this season.
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30 Nov 2025
SEC went 5-7 against the ACC
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27 Nov 2025
Shucking a bag of oysters is the new goated hungover activity / snack
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27 Nov 2025
Nothing better than that first mixed drink on blackout Wednesday
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Dupont Larry David retweeted
13 Nov 2025
The SEC Numbers Guy has just described SEC bias
13 Nov 2025
Texas lost to Florida (3-6) by more than they lost to Ohio State.
They needed over time to beat both Kentucky (4-5) and Mississippi State (5-5).
And they are projected to make the College Football Playoff.
THAT shows how deep the SEC truly is.
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25 Oct 2025
For only $300, you too can buy liberal repellent
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18 Oct 2025
11-1 UVA defeats 12-0 Georgia Tech in the ACC Championship.
Miami finishes 11-1.
3-bid ACC is plausible!
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13 Oct 2025
I know an afters when I see one
13 Oct 2025
🚨 NOW: Portland leftists are blocking roads while holding a "NUDE DIE-IN" to "protest ICE"
And of course, Portland is allowing full public nudity
Remember, THIS is the sh*t you're voting for when you vote Democrat
Think twice before casting that ballot
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