Founder of @rocknsm. I ❤️ all things @elastic so much that I now build things there.

Joined March 2008
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Missouri politicians are sneaking Amendment 4 onto a low-turnout August ballot — it lets one district override what the rest of us voted for. Lawmakers who think they know better than the people who put them there. I did the homework: showmeour.vote/?utm_source=t… #moleg #Missouri
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27 Feb 2024
This is how I watch the morning news using my #Powerwall during a power outage. @tesla
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27 Feb 2024
Seemingly, I can keep this up for over 24 hours. Something in my house is drawing 200W, but I can't imagine what that is. @Tesla Energy support chat opens at 8 am CST. The outage happened at 6:35 am. ☹️
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12 Jul 2023
So @SUSE announced a hard fork of @RedHat EL yesterday... and maybe I'm just super nerdy, but while RedHat obviously started this shakeup by changing their stance on access to their sources, SuSE jumping into the fray definitely changes things. suse.com/news/SUSE-Preserves…

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12 Jul 2023
Also, I'd like to propose a mascot for the new, unnamed distro (hat-tip to @DaHoff333 for the right AI incantation and final GIMP work)
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21 Jul 2022
Hey @linkedin! I'm tired of you selling my information so I can get cold called at 9am for a job title I had 5 years ago. My phone number was only listed as a security item, not contact info. This violates my personal privacy policy, so I'm scrubbing the info. Knock it off.
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19 May 2022
I should tweet more 🤔
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Derek Ditch retweeted
Here's a tool that was written by @dcode and @DanielStepanic that automates the collection of #cobaltstrike beacons from #Elastic, pulls the configuration out, and writes it all back into Elasticsearch. elastic.github.io/security-r…

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Elastic's MacOS Endpoint Agent with the Malware Protections feature enabled and MacOS Prebuilt Detection Rules enabled in Kibana detected the new MacOS malware Dazzlespy (welivesecurity.com/2022/01/2…) out of the box. (These capabilities are free and open source for you to use.)
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Great work by the team (@dcode @DanielStepanic @bluish_red_) going deep on some tactical, operational, and strategic analysis on the Deimos implant using the #pyramidofpain @DavidJBianco elastic.co/blog/going-coast-…

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26 Aug 2021
I'm interested in moving my money to a US-based bank with 2FA that doesn't suck. Namely I'm looking for TOTP. I'm looking at you @USAA @CapitalOne @Chase @WellsFargo @Citi @PNCBank credit unions and others. Any ideas?
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18 Feb 2021
I'm sorry, this is absurd @FoxBusiness. green energy caused this? In reality, all TX energy producers and ERCOT failed to retrofit freeze protections because it's expensive. I'm ordering more @tesla panels and powerwalls fxn.ws/2ZrX3NW #FoxBusiness
Derek Ditch retweeted
14 Jan 2021
We are moving our Apache 2.0-licensed source code in Elasticsearch & Kibana to be dual licensed under SSPL & the Elastic License, giving users the choice of which license to apply. Read more → go.es.io/39AnJAL FAQs → go.es.io/3oInry8 go.es.io/39AnJAL
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13 Jan 2021
I know @Schwarzenegger was born in Austria, but he's a hell of an American. Above all, I think the political divisiveness, intolerance of each others ideas, and unwillingness to compromise at all is what destroys us. It's not too late to move on, together.
My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.
Derek Ditch retweeted
26 Nov 2020
On this #Thanksgiving Day, we have so much to be grateful for — our community of customers, partners, users, #Elasticians, family, and friends. Happy Thanksgiving!
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25 Jul 2020
Dear @MLB, my whole family are die hard Cardinals fans. We're a military family that was relocated to San Antonio in 2013. Due to the absurd regional and national blackout policy, there is no amount of money I can pay to watch all the @Cardinals games @FOXSports @KMOXSports
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25 Jul 2020
@MLB @MLBONFOX you have lost my subscription money for the last 5 years and counting. This is 2020. This is why people pirate your streams or use VPNs to get around your restrictions. You want to make more $$ in subscriptions? Bring your subscription model into the present.
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